How Many Times Do You See This?

[madame_zora]

Yeah, almost all of the guys get erections in massage parlors, even the gay guys who thought they wouldn't. I worked a full 8 hour shift in a busy parlor, and several nights a week did outcall appointments after hours with my own driver/ security guy. Some massages were only a half hour and some were an hour. I didn't sit with my station empty very much.

Seedier strip clubs tolerate different things. I wasn't exactly working at the Ritz of strip clubs.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Well, if you want to look for new clientele there, MZ, I'll bet you'd get a whole ton of it here.

 

[madame_zora]

Sorry to disappoint, Massive, but that was a part of my distant past. While I certainly don't mind referencing it or using those experiences to draw out anything of value, it was not a shining moment in my history and I won't be looking to repeat it. Nowadays, if I wouldn't do it for free, I won't do it. My b/f seems to like the fact that I know how to give a massage though.

 

[jonb]

Hey, even legit massage does it, never mind the ones controlled by the tongs.

 

[Dr Rock]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Mar 29 2005, 08:51 AM
Yeah, almost all of the guys get erections in massage parlors, even the gay guys who thought they wouldn't.

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oh, come on. we all know it's really that all guys get erections in any room containing madame zora. the fact that it was a massage parlor was purely incidental.

 

[jeepwranglerboi]

Agreed Dr Rock. By the way Mme Z, I am delighted to hear that things are going well with the BF! You deserve only the very best babe! :hug:

 

[Sabln7]

Originally posted by philberttrw@Mar 27 2005, 09:51 PM
From my own fairly broad experiences, things tend to USUALLY grow proportionally. People who are 7'0" tall are usually larger-framed, etc. It would make sense that if a penis grows to an exceptional length, it usually would have some extra girth to it. Rarely have I seen a short penis with an extraordinary circumference, or a penis 10" long and thinner than 5.5" or so.

But, hell, I've just been real, REAL lucky. Almost every penis I've had the pleasure of meeting in the flesh has been big, fat, long, perfectly proportioned and overall just a great thing to work with.

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I agree. I have never seen, touched, or tasted a penis that I didn't enjoy...long, thin, short, thick, or any comination thereof..... :9

 

[13788]

ravenously: As a straight man I only have first hand experience of my own member. I personnaly measure 7 3/4 in length by 6 1/4 in girth. However, I have been told (by a reliable source) that a guy I know (not told by him) was below average in length but very very thick.

 

[Denis530]

Originally posted by Donk@Mar 27 2005, 04:44 PM
As a straight guy, I don't have direct experience with other penises to compare with. But my own penis is 11" long and "only" a little over 6" girth along most of the shaft (technically my maximum girth is about 7", but that is right at the base, so I think of 6" as my "real" girth). I always thought that was pretty thick (and my partners seemed to agree) until I came to this site and saw many guys reporting 7" or more, often on penises shorter than mine. Basically, I tend to think there will be some degree of correlation, but it can be highly variable. I doubt there are many guys out there with 11" length but less than 5" girth (and, if there are, I pity them, 'cause a penis that long and skinny must look and function kinda strange).

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don't worry about the girth, you have a fantastic cock, just wish my 8" would become an 11" like yours.

you lucky!

 

[Pecker]

Mine is quite a bit thicker than average but, then, it always was. Even before puberty it resembled a fire hydrant as compared to others.

 

[Donk]

Originally posted by Denis530+Mar 30 2005, 12:08 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Denis530 &#064; Mar 30 2005, 12:08 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Donk@Mar 27 2005, 04:44 PM
As a straight guy, I don&#39;t have direct experience with other penises to compare with. But my own penis is 11" long and "only" a little over 6" girth along most of the shaft (technically my maximum girth is  about 7", but that is right at the base, so I think of 6" as my "real" girth). I always thought that was pretty thick (and my partners seemed to agree) until I came to this site and saw many guys reporting 7" or more, often on penises shorter than mine. Basically, I tend to think there will be some degree of correlation, but it can be highly variable. I doubt there are many guys out there with 11" length but less than 5" girth (and, if there are, I pity them, &#39;cause a penis that long and skinny must look and function kinda strange).

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don&#39;t worry about the girth, you have a fantastic cock, just wish my 8" would become an 11" like yours.

you lucky&#33;

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Thanks. I&#39;m not really worried about or unhappy with my girth--it&#39;s plenty thick enough for me, just seems skinny compared to some of the guys here.

 

[Spork]

www.sizesurvey.com has a graph of length versus circumference on the "results" page.

 

[KinkGuy]

Originally posted by Dr Rock+Mar 29 2005, 02:43 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr Rock &#064; Mar 29 2005, 02:43 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Mar 29 2005, 08:51 AM
Yeah, almost all of the guys get erections in massage parlors, even the gay guys who thought they wouldn&#39;t.

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oh, come on. we all know it&#39;s really that all guys get erections in any room containing madame zora. the fact that it was a massage parlor was purely incidental.

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Hey, MZ gives me an erection all the time&#33; (and we&#39;ve NEVER EVEN BEEN IN THE SAME STATE...much less in the same room with me naked, laying on a table......warm oil....beautiful hands...................oh fuck, I have to go now)
:evilgrin:

 

[13788]

illpo: God help her&#33;

 

[average Joe]

I am 6 inches long and 6.5 inches circumference to the base where it is about 7 inches. I dont count that though as I figure that the base is merely a bumper during sex.

I stated before that I never thought of myself as large. Others talked, but it was just normal to me. I still maintain you should be happy with whatever you have and enjoy it.

6"x6.5" is not large from my perspective, looking down at it like we men have to do. Then again. I ain&#39;t looking to have anything that size poked in me so I am not one to judge from the receiving side of things hahahaha.

Average Joe

 

[mycar1]

I agree don&#39;t always believe when someone online writes that they have a 7" girth or more, I&#39;m not saying they&#39;re not out there, I just mean it&#39;s rare.I have correctly measured my dick and found it to be 8"x6"-6.25". I&#39;ve also checked out a couple surveys and they say that above 6" is somewhat rare. Also alot of pornstars I have seen with big dicks tend not to have a substantial girth.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by KinkGuy+Mar 31 2005, 05:39 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(KinkGuy &#064; Mar 31 2005, 05:39 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Dr Rock@Mar 29 2005, 02:43 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora

@Mar 29 2005, 08:51 AM
Yeah, almost all of the guys get erections in massage parlors, even the gay guys who thought they wouldn&#39;t.

[post=294870]Quoted post[/post]​

oh, come on. we all know it&#39;s really that all guys get erections in any room containing madame zora. the fact that it was a massage parlor was purely incidental.

[post=294995]Quoted post[/post]​

Hey, MZ gives me an erection all the time&#33; (and we&#39;ve NEVER EVEN BEEN IN THE SAME STATE...much less in the same room with me naked, laying on a table......warm oil....beautiful hands...................oh fuck, I have to go now)
:evilgrin:

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*cracks whip* Now, where the HELL do you think you&#39;re going? You haven&#39;t PAID me yet&#33; *gets massage oil warmed up for Kinkguy, he doesn&#39;t know what he&#39;s in for*

 

[thirteenbyseven]

Like Donk, I&#39;ve never considered myself the widest guy around. My seven inch circimference is right at the coronal ridge of the glans at erection; my shaft is closer to six inches. As I&#39;ve said in many posts, my nickname is "garden hose."

 

[neworlnssteel]

I am long but not thick and from what I have seen of shorter dicks they are thicker than I am. So Maybe you are correct in the fact that most longer ones aren&#39;t as thick and shorter ones are thicker.

 

[B_UNKNOWN321]

Even though it is pretty easy to measure girth it is also easy to get a somewhat high reading. Either the thumb can be inserted below the tape unknowingly or you can use a rather tortuous path to "try" to get tape to make the smallest and most accurate circumnavigation of the dick or you can try to incorporate the corona even if you are measuring at the base... I am one of the serious "used to be average but now way above average" guys following years and years of stretching exercises. At former 6 (probably was shorter) I had girth right at 5 and at my super hardest now (not as common as I would like it to be, damn it) am 10.5 by ??? I had never measured in these past years so thought I had neglected girth enhancing exercises and didn&#39;t want to know. BUT I have now and it is 5.5. Proportions are not too bad, but sure wish I had not neglected the opportunity to work on girth and could maybe have been about 7 now.

Not to worry those of you weeping copiously for the poor fellow with the 10.5 with a measely 5.5 girth -- am working on that as we speak (actually as we have spoken since cannot do effective jelqs with fingers on home keys).