How many words for "Penis" are there?

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How many words or phrases that mean a man's penis - standard English or slang, common or colloquial... If someone said "His ___________ " you would know what that means.

1. Penis

2. Phallus

3. Priapus

4. Love muscle

Men's names:

4. Peter

5. Dick

6. Johnson

7. Johnston

8. Rod

Food references

9. Man root

10. Man candy

11. Tube steak

12. Meat

13. Sausage

14. Wiener

15. Ding Dong

16. Kielbasa

17. Hot dog

Animal references:

18. Cock

19. One eyed monster

Misc:

19. Chub, Chubby

20. Choad

Borrowed Foreign words

21. Schlong (Yiddish)

22. Schwantz (Yiddish)

Plant References:

23. Wood

24. Morning wood

25. Log



How many more are there?

Add to this list - start at number it 26. and list

26. ?
 
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Never ever heard of someone refer to a penis as a priapus. Priapus was an ancient Roman deity who had an enormous erection. Priapism certainly is a thing.

Cock is etymologically unrelated to the animal. When I think of "man candy", I think more of attractive men than the male appendage. I love the way the yiddish words look like poorly pronounced German (Schlange, Schwanz, "snake" and "tail" respectively).

Here's some others:

26. Dong
27. Todger
28. Weapon (apparently this is the one of the oldest slang words)
29. Willie
30. Pecker
31. Morning glory
32. Bellend (specifically the head)

I think you've covered most of the others.
 

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Ah of course Willy! lol. Usually refers to a small child or small dick. I've never heard of Todger or Bellend used in the US. Might be common in the UK. Always thought cock referred to a rooster. What is it derived from?

I thought of a few more

33. Whopper

34. Trouser snake

35. Family jewels (refers to the dick and set of 2 balls)

36. Genitalia (same as above)

37. Erection

38. Pee pee

39. Hog

40. Junk (usually refers to dick and balls)

41. Prick

42. Tool

43. Organ

44. Wang

45. Salami

46. Pepperoni

47. Member


Any more?
 
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Once played a game with some friends after a few beers. We went in a circle, coming up with names for penises. Pretty much like this thread. First man who failed to come up with a new name had to flash his penis. Then we did the same for vaginas. Same deal - first woman who couldn't think of a new name pulled her pants down.

Can't remember what we did after that.
 
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Weapon (itself already listed)

53. Missile incl love missile, ballistic missile, tactical nuke etc

54. Rocket incl love rocket

55. Sword

56. Gun incl love gun, cum gun

57. Cannon (see gun)

Water references?

58. Hose

59. Fireplug

60. Pipe incl lovepipe

Mythical animal

61. Dragon

62. Unicorn

General

63. Staff

64. Post incl fencepost

Automotive

65. Gearshift

66. Driveshaft
 
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Ah of course Willy! lol. Usually refers to a small child or small dick. I've never heard of Todger or Bellend used in the US. Might be common in the UK. Always thought cock referred to a rooster. What is it derived from?

I thought of a few more

33. Whopper

34. Trouser snake

35. Family jewels (refers to the dick and set of 2 balls)

36. Genitalia (same as above)

37. Erection

38. Pee pee

39. Hog

40. Junk (usually refers to dick and balls)

41. Prick

42. Tool

43. Organ

44. Wang

45. Salami

46. Pepperoni

47. Member


Any more?
Hi Manju,

I think cock is related to words for taps/faucets.
 

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Hi Manju,

I think cock is related to words for taps/faucets.
I always thought it referred to the action similar to a sprung erection - "The rooster cocked it's head." or might be in reference to a gun ready to fire - "The marshal cocked the trigger of his gun." I've never associated the word "cock" with a faucet or tap - might be British English.
 

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68. Glands

69. Pistol (more gun references)

What is a truncheon? lol