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None because it ain't happened yet... unless, of course, you're referring to a type of hand in poker. :biggrin: (Clean house... full house) (I always wondered why I felt squeamish about the term, royal flush)
 

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You know...the only thing that's worse than a male chauvinist pig is a woman who won't stay in the kitchen where she belongs. :tongue:
 

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Whats the first thing a Woman does when she gets out of a battered woman's shelter ???

Why the laundry if she's smart.......
 

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Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they are condemned to live in darkness. :rolleyes:

:lmao: Love that one! But only cos it isn't true :wink:

How many veteran LPSG members does it take to change a lightbulb?

50!

One to change the bulb. And 49 to bitch about how much better the old bulb was.

Dammit, I loved that old fucking bulb!! :cry: :tongue:
 

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:lmao: Love that one! But only cos it isn't true :wink:

How many veteran LPSG members does it take to change a lightbulb?

50!

One to change the bulb. And 49 to bitch about how much better the old bulb was.

Dammit, I loved that old fucking bulb!! :cry: :tongue:

Now THAT is funny!!!!
 

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LOL!!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.:biggrin1: