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  1. Drifterwood

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    Men does it take to clean the house?
     
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    "define 'clean,' " says every woman in the world.
     
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    None because it ain't happened yet... unless, of course, you're referring to a type of hand in poker. :biggrin: (Clean house... full house) (I always wondered why I felt squeamish about the term, royal flush)
     
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    None.


    It's women's work. :fing02: :eek:uttahere: :spank:

    Apologies - you're turn :redface:
     
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    You know...the only thing that's worse than a male chauvinist pig is a woman who won't stay in the kitchen where she belongs. :tongue:
     
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    Clean what??? That's why I got married!!!!!
     
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    Depends on whether he's moving to a new place or not.
     
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    How clean d'you wannit?
     
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    depends who is cleaning, how much are they paying, and how big is the place.
     
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    Whats the first thing a Woman does when she gets out of a battered woman's shelter ???

    Why the laundry if she's smart.......
     
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    Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

    None, they are condemned to live in darkness. :rolleyes:
     
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    God knows
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    Along the same kind of lines: a women tells her husband its time to have a baby.

    He says: "What do you need a baby for? You've got me!!!"
     
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    :lmao: Love that one! But only cos it isn't true :wink:

    How many veteran LPSG members does it take to change a lightbulb?

    50!

    One to change the bulb. And 49 to bitch about how much better the old bulb was.

    Dammit, I loved that old fucking bulb!! :cry: :tongue:
     
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    Now THAT is funny!!!!
     
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    How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    None. Televangelists screw in motels. :biggrin1:
     
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    LOL!!

    How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

    Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.:biggrin1:
     
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