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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Drifterwood, Jul 28, 2008.
Men does it take to clean the house?
"define 'clean,' " says every woman in the world.
None because it ain't happened yet... unless, of course, you're referring to a type of hand in poker. :biggrin: (Clean house... full house) (I always wondered why I felt squeamish about the term, royal flush)
It's women's work. :fing02: uttahere: :spank:
Apologies - you're turn :redface:
You know...the only thing that's worse than a male chauvinist pig is a woman who won't stay in the kitchen where she belongs. :tongue:
Clean what??? That's why I got married!!!!!
Depends on whether he's moving to a new place or not.
How clean d'you wannit?
depends who is cleaning, how much are they paying, and how big is the place.
Whats the first thing a Woman does when she gets out of a battered woman's shelter ???
Why the laundry if she's smart.......
Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they are condemned to live in darkness.
Along the same kind of lines: a women tells her husband its time to have a baby.
He says: "What do you need a baby for? You've got me!!!"
:lmao: Love that one! But only cos it isn't true :wink:
How many veteran LPSG members does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change the bulb. And 49 to bitch about how much better the old bulb was.
Dammit, I loved that old fucking bulb!! :cry: :tongue:
Now THAT is funny!!!!
How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Televangelists screw in motels. :biggrin1:
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.:biggrin1: