How much do woman eat?

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Three cups the first day, then one cup daily for maintenance. Sometimes an extra cup every month, but only if the coat appears dull. You can easily tell if you overfeed because they become overactive and can only be distracted with shiny objects. Never underfeed. This will lead to unwanted behavior in living areas and they will whine during mealtimes.

Good luck. I could never keep one myself, but I heard they make great playmates.
 

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Owning one is a great responsibility, but the following instructions MUST be observed:

1) Never expose it to bright lights
2) Never get it wet (controversial)
3) Never feed it after midnight

so true, thats where Oprah came from.
 

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One can of wet food in the morning, one can at night. I also leave out a bowl of dry food in case she gets hungry when I lock her in the house after I go to work in the morning.

You let her roam the house by herself during the day? That's dangerous. I suggest a crate or a securely locked closet. Also, this limiting of activity while you're gone will allow you to feed her less. You may be able to cut out the dry food. Don't want to get her fat!

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I would suggest not feeding her at all, just giving her Gatorade Ice and vodka (AKA the MC Hammer) until she begs for food, at which point you slap her with your sloppy soft cock a few times. Once she's ingested large amounts of semen, evaluate her need for further feeding. You'll want to do this by looking at her ribcage. If the ribs are not visible, she doesn't need to eat. Ribs should be visible and palpable at all times. Only give her solid food when her tits look like pancakes with shriveled raisins on them. At that time, you may give her 1/4 cup or 1 can of wet food.
 
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