From njqt466's signature:
"When average seems small, you are a size queen.
I am not interested in: Camming, small penises or the men attached to them, SPH, Golden Showers, SCAT, Hook-Ups w/Married Men. While I value my female friends on this site, I am neither bi nor lesbian and I don't do pussy."
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My guess is you're single and can't find a man to save your life. That blows.