How much is a lot of cum?

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by D_Douetsonne Doomehammer, Apr 4, 2005.

  1. D_Douetsonne Doomehammer

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    I don't shoot too big a load, a few nice burst lol, but im sure we've all grown up seeing pornos where the dude unloads like niagra falls, wish i could figure out how to do that lol.. id say anything over a shot glass worth is pretty large.
     
  2. Dr Rock

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    no you don't. believe me, there's nothing fun or exciting about cleaning up a quarter-pint of jizz. I change my sheets more often than I change my friggin shirts.
     
  3. D_Douetsonne Doomehammer

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    I can still dream can't I?
     
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    Now, Dr. Rock, this is why you don't masturbate in bed, and also the joy of wood floors, and towells. ;)
     
  5. Dr Rock

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    nah, I ain't talking about masturbation. that's no problem; on your own you can choose when and where to shoot, and avoid making a mess.
     
  6. Kimahri

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  7. jonb

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    My best advice for masturbation if you cum a lot is to try to get it all on your body and then scoop it up and eat it. Or masturbate in the bath/shower.
     
  8. Dr Rock

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    or on somebody else, and let them worry about it.
     
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    the sac: I read in Playboy that the average amount of ejaculate a man ejaculates is 2 teaspoons so anything more than that would be alot!
     
  10. Kimahri

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    I could deal with that.
     
  11. B_HungSpermBoy

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    If you want to see a really big load of cum, just check out FaceKing's shots in the Gallery right here on LPSG. I think he shoots as much as I've ever seen. He beats me & cum alot.
     
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    Welpppp... I shoot more then the average male, definately. But it's how far I shoot it that's special, imo. :)

    (Usually between 6-10 feet on average.)
     
  13. musc069

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    We'll you surely could share a vid of that with your LPSG friends! ;-)
     
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    you have me lmao with your comments in this thread---keep rocking Dr. Rock cos you the man!!!
     
  15. jonb

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    Two teaspoons? Oh, and only off by a factor of 2! I've heard anywhere from 3 mL to 5 mL for the average ejaculate.
     
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    Cum, cum, Myrmidon! Don't you mean MILES ?
     
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    When I began reading this thread, I was searching to see if anyone made a reference to FaceKing's videos and just found yours. If anyone is a premium member and haven't, break your neck to get to and see his videos. His latest one is fucking unbelievable as is the one with "Afternoon's Delight" playing. A fair warning to all: Be ready for a hardon :excl: :wow:
     
  18. D_Stavelay Strappon

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    A tablespoon is 15 mls. That would be considered a big ejaculate. Of course as individuals it varies.........depending on how excited for how long, length of time since last cumming, etc.
     
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