How much time does it take to pack the goods at the urinal?

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  1. D_William Howard Shaft

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    I am beginning to wonder if its just me or if all "larger: guys have this issue...

    When taking a piss at a urinal, unlike most, I find it take a bit more time to "stuff it back" into my underwear and sorta position it. Is this uncommon?

    How long does it take for you larger guys to get it back into place when you finish up at the urinal?
     
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    takes me a minute here... i gotta put my balls back in and i usually position my dick down my right leg... my balls are huge and hang 6" low normally and my cock is 8.5x6" soft 9 on a warm day or at the gym... so yeah, it takes a minute
     
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    3.2 seconds!I'm on the U.S. spead stuffing team.lol
     
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    I dont have low hanging balls so I only have to worry about sticking the penis back in and since I always position it pointing to the side I just kinda drop it back in the underwear if I am wearing briefs. If its boxer briefs then I shove it pointing down which it then rolls to the right side of my underwear.

    Less than 5-7 seconds easy.

    I also adjust while I am walking with a tug in the right direction. So rarely spend too much time trying to get it all right at the urinal.
     
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    I wouldn't say it takes *that* long but I definitely do pay attention so everything is "repackaged" comfortably. In my case that mostly means ensuring that everything is securely positioned within the pouch of my undies.

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    Much more time consuming if wearing a button fly - although this is easier since I learned NEVEr to do up the bottom button
     
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    I've had a few years of practice. It's really not an issue. I just pu tit back in my pants. If I'm in a hurry, I tuck it away faster. If i'm not ina hurry....

    How does anyone know if it takes longer than anyone else? Do you really time it ans compare?
     
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    It depends if I took my balls also out or not. :rolleyes:
     
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    whatever happened to random access?
     
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    It depends on who's watching me at the time.
     
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    Not long- I go commando 24/7 so don't have to mess with underwear. I have low hanging balls so I only have to worry about sticking the penis back in and since most of the time I just pull my dick out to pee. I have had years of practice!
     
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    dunno exactly but longer than other guys and my mates cos i have to get back in the trousers and then nto the boxers, position the balls so their comfy and then make sue my dick is down my left leg
     
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    I just find I seem to take longer than most I guess... takes a few moments to stuff it back in there and position it. where as most come and go faster than me.

     
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    Button flies when drunk are the worst. At least 40-60 seconds then.
     
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    I would agree... I hate button flies...
     
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    It whips out fast... Drop the belt buckle, pop the top button, unzip, push down the drawers, flip it out there and it's ready for it's closeup. Maybe 7 seconds tops. Wrapping it up takes a little longer. Shake it dry, put it into the trunks smoothly so the head get pointed down to rest comfortably over the balls, pull up the shorts, zip up the zipper, button up the button and tie up the belt again (maybe 15 seconds)?
     
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    depends how low the balls are at the time - usually take out entire pkg.
     
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    DISCLAIMER (I'm a NON big guy)Doesn't it depend more on the guys level of obsessive compulsion than his size? It's not apples and orangles but more like small apples and big one. I know sometimes I take longer depending on what I am wearing or what my mind is thinking more than my dick.
     
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    I know I take longer than alot of guys at work. I'm amazed at how 'fast' they are. It's like they're so small, as soon as they're done, they've zipped up somehow. I have to shake and shake, then stuff it back in the fly of my briefs or boxers.
     
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    Maybe it's just that I'm always in a hurry to get somewhere else, but I don't think cock size has much to do with it -- unless your clothes are too tight to accommodate your massive cockage and ballset. I like wearing underwear with a roomy enough pouch in the front for my equipment (I'm partial to 2xist trunks), and I rarely wear boxers, so there's no time wasted fishing around trying to find my rod when I need it. Although if there were some LPSG guys at the urinal with me, I might want to slow down a little more and enjoy the view ;)
     
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