How not to measure your cock

classyron

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I know, I just measured mine and it is a whopping 37" long! I mean, the tape was hooked on the chair behind me, but still, I could be on my own Monster-type website!

That dude was seven inches MAX when they briefly showed the real measurement. I hate that shit.