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How often do you crap and fart?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Axcess, Oct 22, 2008.

  1. Axcess

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    How often do you guys fart and crap ? I fart several times a day and go shitting atleast once a day .:wink::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    Oh my :speechless:
     
  3. Axcess

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    Hey is the sequel of how often do you pee thread .:biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    LOL to this one and farted at the same time! :biggrin1:
     
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    I fart precisely 3.5 times a day.
     
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    I wonder if there would be any interest in a LBMSG?

    Just imagine the gallery!

    No, better yet- DON'T imagine the gallery...
     
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    I choose not to...
     
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    Gold Members could utilise smell-cams ...



    ..er maybe not!
     
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    :confused:and i wonder if they feel five pounds lighter after pooping and farting??:eek::biggrin2:
     
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    I'm a lady we don't do that. :05:
     
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    Imagine the Photoshopping in THAT group!

    And just think of the ridiculous claims not backed up by even fake photos.
     
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    i fart A LOT and i'm not afraid to say it! and i especially love farting when i'm alone. even if i'm in public and no one's around i'll let one rip. ohhh and the elevators at work... i leave surprises for the next people who get in. heehee! :biggrin:
     
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    I'm shocked! :eek: :rofl:
     
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    oh, so YOU'RE the one who leaves those toxic, lung-corroding surprises in store aisles that I always seem to run into? :tongue:
     
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    hahahahahahahahaha :wink:

    yes, that's me!! :biggrin1:
     
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    :spankme: bad Stacy! :smile:
     
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    you know my farting turns you on!!! :biggrin1:
     
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    :fart:

    guess which one you are? lol
     
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    A crop duster eh? I knew you and i had something in common
     
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    Gross....... I think this is a bum topic............!!
     
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    Depends if I had my normal lunch or Indian food!
     
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    This reminds me of that old graffiti I saw in a stall once.

    Here I sit
    Broken hearted.
    Came to shit
    Only farted.
     
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    i think another website already exists for this topic.

    see www.ratemypoo.com

    just please don't ask me how/why i am aware of this website.
     
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    :lmao: :rofl:


    Uhm once or twice, and far more often than I'd like to toot! :redface:


    I must spread the word.... www.cakefarts.com :biggrin1:
    Don't blame me I'm just the messenger
     
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    I've seen cakefarts and as usual I can't believe such a beautifully frosted cake was wasted on that. Unless of course, she still makes culinary use of it afterward. Could be.
     
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    :why:

    I'd have to get a pocket counter to keep track of all the times a day that I fart. It would certainly be in the double digits.

    Once I was coming home to the apartment building where I live and, being out of doors with no one around, I let one off just before turning to go up the stairs to the entrance. Immediately after doing that, I saw that there was a girl sitting on the steps talking into her cell phone. I'm sure that my fart was not loud enough to reach her ears, but I expect that the smell reached her nostrils after I passed (I mean, after I climbed past her). Luckily, she was not a resident of the building, and I don't think I have seen her since then. I wouldn't want to have a neighbor who runs away at the sight of me for fear that I am going to fart at her.

    As George Carlin said, "Kids think farts are great, farts are funny, farts are shit without the mess!"
     
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    I think farting is hilarious!
     
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    In the immortal words of Richard Pryor " No bitch you just shit" :fart:

    I love your sense of humor :mischievous:
     
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    This thread is making me queasy................. :261::dead1::yuck:
     
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