How often do you crap and fart?

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  1. Axcess

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    How often do you guys fart and crap ? I fart several times a day and go shitting atleast once a day .:wink::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    Oh my :speechless:
     
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    Hey is the sequel of how often do you pee thread .:biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    LOL to this one and farted at the same time! :biggrin1:
     
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    I fart precisely 3.5 times a day.
     
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    I wonder if there would be any interest in a LBMSG?

    Just imagine the gallery!

    No, better yet- DON'T imagine the gallery...
     
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    I choose not to...
     
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    Gold Members could utilise smell-cams ...



    ..er maybe not!
     
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    :confused:and i wonder if they feel five pounds lighter after pooping and farting??:eek::biggrin2:
     
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    I'm a lady we don't do that. :05:
     
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    Imagine the Photoshopping in THAT group!

    And just think of the ridiculous claims not backed up by even fake photos.
     
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    i fart A LOT and i'm not afraid to say it! and i especially love farting when i'm alone. even if i'm in public and no one's around i'll let one rip. ohhh and the elevators at work... i leave surprises for the next people who get in. heehee! :biggrin:
     
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    I'm shocked! :eek: :rofl:
     
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    oh, so YOU'RE the one who leaves those toxic, lung-corroding surprises in store aisles that I always seem to run into? :tongue:
     
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    hahahahahahahahaha :wink:

    yes, that's me!! :biggrin1:
     
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    :spankme: bad Stacy! :smile:
     
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    you know my farting turns you on!!! :biggrin1:
     
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    :fart:

    guess which one you are? lol
     
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    A crop duster eh? I knew you and i had something in common
     
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    Gross....... I think this is a bum topic............!!
     
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