How often do you crap and fart?

[nudeyorker]

Depends if I had my normal lunch or Indian food!

 

[Pecker]

This reminds me of that old graffiti I saw in a stall once.

Here I sit
Broken hearted.
Came to shit
Only farted.

 

[Gnashin Teefe]

i think another website already exists for this topic.

see www.ratemypoo.com

just please don't ask me how/why i am aware of this website.

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

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:lmao: :rofl:


Uhm once or twice, and far more often than I'd like to toot! :redface:


I must spread the word.... www.cakefarts.com :biggrin1:
Don't blame me I'm just the messenger

 

[unique_exposure]

I've seen cakefarts and as usual I can't believe such a beautifully frosted cake was wasted on that. Unless of course, she still makes culinary use of it afterward. Could be.

 

[Calboner]

see www.ratemypoo.com

:why:

I'd have to get a pocket counter to keep track of all the times a day that I fart. It would certainly be in the double digits.

Once I was coming home to the apartment building where I live and, being out of doors with no one around, I let one off just before turning to go up the stairs to the entrance. Immediately after doing that, I saw that there was a girl sitting on the steps talking into her cell phone. I'm sure that my fart was not loud enough to reach her ears, but I expect that the smell reached her nostrils after I passed (I mean, after I climbed past her). Luckily, she was not a resident of the building, and I don't think I have seen her since then. I wouldn't want to have a neighbor who runs away at the sight of me for fear that I am going to fart at her.

As George Carlin said, "Kids think farts are great, farts are funny, farts are shit without the mess!"

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I think farting is hilarious!

 

[hockeyguy741]

:Flush:

 

[curious n str8]

I'm a lady we don't do that. :05:

In the immortal words of Richard Pryor " No bitch you just shit" :fart:

i fart A LOT and i'm not afraid to say it! and i especially love farting when i'm alone. even if i'm in public and no one's around i'll let one rip. ohhh and the elevators at work... i leave surprises for the next people who get in. heehee! :biggrin:

I love your sense of humor :mischievous:

 

[klyn67]

This thread is making me queasy................. :261::dead1::yuck:

 

[klyn67]

YET for some reason, I cannot look away.................. LOL

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

I love your sense of humor :mischievous:

hahahahaha thank you

i just crapped a huge one before i signed on :biggrin1:

 

[Calboner]

hahahahaha thank you

i just crapped a huge one before i signed on :biggrin1:

Thus finishing his grand Survey,
Disgusted Strephon stole away
Repeating in his amorous Fits,
Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!

—Jonathan Swift, "The Lady's Dressing Room"

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

Thus finishing his grand Survey,
Disgusted Strephon stole away
Repeating in his amorous Fits,
Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!

—Jonathan Swift, "The Lady's Dressing Room"

lol good one, cal

i can't help it though... i've got bodily functions just like everyone else.

 

[nitzaski]

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[killerb]

I think farting is hilarious!

so do I - I've never grown out of that...especially the unexpected one...
when you're just sitting there and all of a sudden...

 

[naughty]

Better out than in. It happens when it happens...

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

Better out than in. It happens when it happens...

yep, you said it! in with the good and out with the bad!

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

hahahahaha thank you

i just crapped a huge one before i signed on :biggrin1:

Just when I thought you couldn't surprise me more. :rofl:

 

[Axcess]

I just farted right now.