How often do you crap and fart?

[Opalite]

I poop daily.. but only rainbows, cotton candy and and butterflies ofcourse.
My farts smell like strawberries.

 

[Sabroso]

How often do you guys fart and crap ? I fart several times a day and go shitting atleast once a day .:wink::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

lol a fellow fart-enthusiast

 

[D_Judith K Rantz]

Nuh uh, women never fart or poop...right, boys? :wink:

 

[Bob Ross]

Nuh uh, women never fart or poop...right, boys? :wink:

I remember some friends of mine (girls) in college had a picture they printed from the interwebs on the wall of their bathroom...It was a picture of Ben Affleck and it said: "Even stupid movie stars poop!" For some reason I think of that whenever the topic of girls/women pooping comes up (more often than you'd think for some odd reason )

Side note...If your trying to find this picture online don't google: "stupid movie stars poop"...You will not like what you find...Trust me

 

[hockeyguy741]

Nuh uh, women never fart or poop...right, boys? :wink:

well know fact, women never fart or poop and they pee pure fresh spring water

 

[Adrian69702006]

I used to be able to fart for England, a fact not unrelated to my love of Brussels sprouts! Nowadays I tend to leave for farting for when I'm actually on the loo because my bowels can be a little 'unpedictable' for want of a better word.

As regards pooing, I normally gove for a good poo two to three times a day and generally find that works well for me. It can be more or less often (particularly if I'm constipated) but two or three times a day is normal for me.

One thing I do find is it's impossible to take a completely dry poo, i.e. I always have to pee, at least a bit, when I go for #2.

I'm a fairly regular poster at The Toilet (toiletstool.com) which isn't specifically an adult forum as such so sexual references aren't normally allowed. However I find it a great place for sharing funny stories, humour and anecdotes about toilet related stuff.

 

[Russ311]

Crap 2x a day, as for fart I have never kept count! Haha, I can't belive this thread!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Crap at least 2x's, fart, dependent on diet and mood. Chili days, I can't clench my ass tight enough to let keep one toot out.

 

[rbkwp]

usually daily first thing am
combination asian
(ya cant ban me, cos i am 1/2 asian)
and its OK, to take the piss outa yrself, i said.........

 

[B_Coconutz]

What a shitty thread. Just wanted to give my two scents.:biggrin1:

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks has recently started farting a lot in bed and it's stopping Coconutz from sleeping. Coconutz have found earplugs help...
Coconutz shove them up Xmarks ass

 

[shroomhead77]

farts - lots lol
shit - daily...someimtes more

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I walk into a library and asks for a book on trapped wind.



The librarian replys "Im afraid it's already been let out".

 

[_yayme]

Farts not often
Dumps 3 times a day

 

[Calboner]

I fart in your general direction.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 

[D_Malcolm_MacPudd]

How often do you guys fart and crap ? I fart several times a day and go shitting atleast once a day .:wink::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

once a day? thats a slow day my fwend

 

[bigboy9239]

I fart in your general direction.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

LOL....Holy Grail, =huh?

 

[Bangbro]

:biggrin1:Every time the Moobs strikes me!

 

[D_Fergus_Fearsomegas]

fart on command crap once to twice

healthy that way

love to fart and blame it on wife lol

 

[Bangbro]

Same every time the Moobs strikes me ....lol:biggrin1: