How often do you jerk-off at work?

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Once, I swear I smelled the smell of cum in a bathroom stall at work. Someone must have just had a wank. There was nothing on the floor etc, but the odor was still there. Ballsy. I was pretty sure that there was a guy from another floor that came and jerked off in our restroom. Thankfully, he cleaned up after himself. I guess it's OK, as long as you don't leave a mess. Every time, I saw him in the hallway headed to or from the john, I kinda got a rise knowing that he was was either headed to an orgasm or just coming from one.
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Yeah, I reckon rule number one when wanking at work is to clean all traces of cum up. Well, I always try to shoot into the toilet bowl ... but if I'm very horny I sometimes mess on the floor in the heat of the moment when the orgasm hits. I suppose the guy using the stall after me, can sometimes smell my cum (hard to hide that) -- but all guys know there's no stopping if you need to shoot a load, so I'm sure they understand!
 

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In a big office so don't too often at work. Though working downtown in the city has its benefits. I know it's dirty but it's super easy to meet up with a dude on grindr and there's a couple guys in our building on there. Met in the parking garage bathroom quite a few times to get a quick nut :p
 

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In a big office so don't too often at work. Though working downtown in the city has its benefits. I know it's dirty but it's super easy to meet up with a dude on grindr and there's a couple guys in our building on there. Met in the parking garage bathroom quite a few times to get a quick nut :p
Nothing dirty about it, buddy! Our cocks won't be denied when the all-consuming urge is there. Sounds like a lot of fun.
 

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Yeah, I reckon rule number one when wanking at work is to clean all traces of cum up. Well, I always try to shoot into the toilet bowl ... but if I'm very horny I sometimes mess on the floor in the heat of the moment when the orgasm hits. I suppose the guy using the stall after me, can sometimes smell my cum (hard to hide that) -- but all guys know there's no stopping if you need to shoot a load, so I'm sure they understand!
Yes, most men would know what cum smells like. Kinda a hint of ammonia. Sometimes mine doesn't hardy smell,, other times it is very sharp. Maybe taste and smell depend on what we eat. The PH factor. I could always tell when I walked into the room after my roommate had just jerked off. He had an old tee shirt for a cum rag that he maybe washed once a month. One time someone walked in and said "I smell cum'". That's when I told him he had to wash his cum rag more often and stop leaving soggy kleenex in waste basket. Lol
 

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When I'm horny I can't concentrate - period. So I lock my office door, fire up some porn and unload my nuts. Helps that I'm a manager and have an office that locks. Usually end up doing this a couple times a week. If I didn't, I wouldn't get anything done.


Cock has me scheduled..if dont take a lunch bate..gettin no work done
 

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Ever had an uncontrollable urge to drop everything at work and give your penis a decent work-out? Tell us about it. Give details of your experiences and also tell us how many times you have done this.
I rub one out maybe once a month at work. Sometimes in a private locked bathroom, other times public stalls. Sometimes I have a couple hours to kill and will edge in my car. I have a video of me blowing my load in the work parking lot in my album. Once I edged in my car for two hours then went into the stalls and shot my cum all over the place. You can find a gif of that in my album as well. ;)
 

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I have noticed that all of the stalls in the men’s room are occupied around 10:30 am at my office. Can’t help but wonder if other guys are jerkin it next to me.
I'm sure they are busy beating off! I had no idea before I joined this site that so many guys admit to wanking at work. I always thought I was an exception ... glad to see there are plenty jerking going on everywhere around us. Way to go!! Masturbation rules!
 
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I rub one out maybe once a month at work. Sometimes in a private locked bathroom, other times public stalls. Sometimes I have a couple hours to kill and will edge in my car. I have a video of me blowing my load in the work parking lot in my album. Once I edged in my car for two hours then went into the stalls and shot my cum all over the place. You can find a gif of that in my album as well. ;)
Love it! You're only doing what comes naturally to a hot-blooded male. Enjoy your next one, bro!
 

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Ever had an uncontrollable urge to drop everything at work and give your penis a decent work-out? Tell us about it. Give details of your experiences and also tell us how many times you have done this.
I have done it plenty of times my cock gets hard and starts fighting my pants to get out so off I go to the BR I've done it in the stall and at the urinals (there are dividers). This week I was chatting in this site and ended up with a raging hard on and when I get hard its kind of noticeable when I stand up so I carry a folder or some thing to get out of the office. I went to the BR stood at the urinal jerking off and just as I was starting to cum another guy walked in and stood at the urinal next to me so there I am blowing my load while he's standing there pissing I had to stand there silently while I was cumming no grunts or moans, I flushed to cover up the smell and the splattering of cum. Then got horny all over again thinking there I was cumming and the guy didn't know it. I am a mess! LOL
 

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I have done it plenty of times my cock gets hard and starts fighting my pants to get out so off I go to the BR I've done it in the stall and at the urinals (there are dividers). This week I was chatting in this site and ended up with a raging hard on and when I get hard its kind of noticeable when I stand up so I carry a folder or some thing to get out of the office. I went to the BR stood at the urinal jerking off and just as I was starting to cum another guy walked in and stood at the urinal next to me so there I am blowing my load while he's standing there pissing I had to stand there silently while I was cumming no grunts or moans, I flushed to cover up the smell and the splattering of cum. Then got horny all over again thinking there I was cumming and the guy didn't know it. I am a mess! LOL
I loved your story, @Andypandy! You have my admiration for managing to cum without even the slightest grunt. I normally cum hard, so there would have been some sound effects! You've put me in the mood for a wank now ...
 
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Often, but not while in my office. While it'd be great to form a jack off group in my building, I know that is purely for fantasy land.
 
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