How often do you want to have sex?

[dolfette]

Sainbury's rule! The Queen would shop there! I had a similar problem to you, Waitrose wouldn't let me steal trolleys. So - I resorted to Sainsbury's. It's a hard life for me in my Edwardian manor house.

post bowler hat porn!

real gents only eat m&s ready meals,
cooked in an aga.

 

[D_ewjjde]

I'm a Sainsbury's man myself. That means I'm an upmarket city gentleman. Still, I apologise. It could be worse for you, you could be forced to rifle through the bins at Aldi.

HAHA.

Aldi's campaign here in the states is basically "buy it. it's fucking cheap."

 

[InsaneJester]

daipers? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
she's 14 ffs

hmm, there are two ways to figure something out

1. ask directly
2. make a statement you know is inaccurate and wait for the person to correct it with the info you are looking for

I'll let you guess which ones more fun

 

[MickeyLee]

like for serious and for true? the first few days would be shag fests of the most enthusiastic variety. eventually though i would miss the anticipation and the tease that can build all day long.

and have ya noticed the orgasm ending a releaseless horned up day or so is awesome?


early am slow sex. motown soundtrack a must.

mid-morning snog. full frontal grope and grind.

afternoon slam-quickie. hair pulling, biting, scratching, tussling, up against the wall, improvisational use of furniture.

more smooching and spoon hugs and bum grinding before dinner.

oral lounging in the den. slow and lazy. easy.

extended romp at some point when nighttime is really kicking in.

 

[ManofThunder]

post bowler hat porn!

real gents only eat m&s ready meals,
cooked in an aga.

You should see my porn collection - it would blow your mind! I was shopping with Prince Philip and we saw someone of questionable ethnic background in M&S, I wrote a strongly worded letter to the Daily Mail about the incident. I don't know how my meals are cooked, Peggy - my housemaid, does all that silly stuff. *sips at glass of port*

 

[Captain Elephant]

How often do I want? As often as possible.

How often is realistic? I don't really know. We go on sprees. I'm on the road a lot, so we make up for the time spent apart.

 

[dolfette]

You should see my porn collection - it would blow your mind! I was shopping with Prince Philip and we saw someone of questionable ethnic background in M&S, I wrote a strongly worded letter to the Daily Mail about the incident. I don't know how my meals are cooked, Peggy - my housemaid, does all that silly stuff. *sips at glass of port*

you had me at 'prince philip'

 

[ManofThunder]

you had me at 'prince philip'

You should meet Philip, he's a stud.

 

[dolfette]

You should eat Philip, he's a spud.

fyp. yw. :smile:

 

[ManofThunder]

fyp. yw. :smile:

Philip is a vegetable, yes. A very princely vegetable - I won't hear a word against him! Show some respect.

 

[rawbone8]

fyp.yw. = "fixed your post. you're welcome"?
hilarious. :tongue:

 

[ManofThunder]

fyp.yw. = "fixed your post. you're welcome"?
hilarious. :tongue:

I had to use my old friend Google to double check but yes, your assumption was correct. 'Twas indeed, hilarious. :biggrin1:

 

[InsaneJester]

like for serious and for true? the first few days would be shag fests of the most enthusiastic variety. eventually though i would miss the anticipation and the tease that can build all day long.

and have ya noticed the orgasm ending a releaseless horned up day or so is awesome?

early am slow sex. motown soundtrack a must.

mid-morning snog. full frontal grope and grind.

afternoon slam-quickie. hair pulling, biting, scratching, tussling, up against the wall, improvisational use of furniture.

more smooching and spoon hugs and bum grinding before dinner.

oral lounging in the den. slow and lazy. easy.

extended romp at some point when nighttime is really kicking in.

Agree with all the bold stuff. Hate quickies

 

[glorylive]

once or twice in a month would be really good.
never had the luck though...

 

[MickeyLee]

Agree with all the bold stuff. Hate quickies

depending on the mood a quickie is powerful.

is not a matter of preemie go- off. is all about intensity. like storm fronts meeting. thunder (MoT:tongue1 gales and the deluge..... blows out as quickly as it rolls in.. leaves everything revived and chilled.

afternoon approved by me :biggrin1:

 

[ManofThunder]

depending on the mood a quickie is powerful.

is not a matter of preemie go- off. is all about intensity. like storm fronts meeting. thunder (MoT:tongue1 gales and the deluge..... blows out as quickly as it rolls in.. leaves everything revived and chilled.

afternoon approved by me :biggrin1:

With the spirit of a mad, hyperactive dog, MoT caught mention of his name and quickly replied. "Thank you sweet one! My thunder takes on many forms - you're at risk of awakening my thunderous soul."

 

[InsaneJester]

depending on the mood a quickie is powerful.

is not a matter of preemie go- off. is all about intensity. like storm fronts meeting. thunder (MoT:tongue1 gales and the deluge..... blows out as quickly as it rolls in.. leaves everything revived and chilled.

afternoon approved by me :biggrin1:

I always like to have my schedule clear in case a quickie isnt so quick, which is normally the case.

You just had 1 didn't u?

 

[B_Jordan85]

i need emotions for sex so its been close to 8 years. pretty much a born again virgin over here.

 

[Opalite]

I dont think it would be a good thing if I got my way, my sexdrive is honestly nearly always on overdrive. I have thought about it, but really, I'm up for it all day. But in any case, I couldnt go without the before-bed-sex. I'm sure I'd go mental.

 

[rawbone8]

Every day, if the conditions for quality are good, and it's not by rote.