Thank you! I do my best to provide a little levity at my own expense whenever possible. I see that you are new to this literary haven of intellectuals. Welcome!pwnographer said:WOW Sam that was fucking hilarious! LO FUCKING L man, that is some great comedy : )
. . . So I've now been on a 3 day freeze out from porn which is fucking killing me saving it up for tonight (Thursday) , the last time I'll see this girl until next Fall.
Wish me luck that I am able to get a serious Peter North stream going on later . . .
And may I tastefully say in the most deeply meaninful and appropriate way: BlueBalls, I wish you the biggest fucking hardon that ever existed. I wish you hours of hot spectacular sex. I wish you the most overwhelming, mind-blowing, explosive orgasm when you spew forth your load.
Oh, and I hope that she has a good time, too! Rock her world, Pal!
FUCK why is it so hard for some to hold out on masturbating while other people allegedly can keep away from doing it daily with ease ?
I think they're lying. Don't you! We're all a bunch of fucking jerk-offs. :smile: