how often u get morning wood n just have to jack of??

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  1. B_biginalldepartment

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    woke up this morning with such a hard on n couldnt help myself produced so much cum it was emmense just wish my gf was there to ;)

    any u guys just leave it or u take the advantage :p
     
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    seem to get morning wood most mornings.
     
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    same here dude makes me horny every mornin n sometimes its just poking out my boxers :p
     
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    The one thing that still works well. I usually just lie back and enjoy the sensation. I am at my firmest in the morning.
     
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    it's a sign you were in REM sleep before awaking. it's an exciting ending to a good movie. as for me, that'd make me late for work.
     
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    I always wake with a "tree" in my bed. It usually means I just have to pee really bad.
     
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    Was that because of the excitement of the strip poker game (see other post this morning), do you think? Probably dreaming about the circle jerk! :biggrin1:
     
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    Youre a little young for me, but I wouldve been happy to take care of that for ya! :)
     
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    I have every day my good old morning erection, but can't "solve" that problem every morning. But if I can I will definitely do.
     
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    lol actually its cause u have a build up or liquid in ur bladder pushing on the prostate... goto the toilet before u goto bed and chances are u wont get it in the morning
     
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    Oh. I love my morning wood. I get really hard and I feel great. I usually jerk it off, come, then go pee. And go back to bed for a while.
     
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    sounds like a plan
     
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    You don't have another post this morning. You haven't had a post since November of 2007 for god's sake. :rolleyes:
     
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    If you wake up with a tree in your bed it usually means your are a squirrel :tongue:
     
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    Probably why I never have morning wood - insomnia's a double-edged sword :rolleyes:
     
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    Not necessary. I piss before bed every night. It's been a habit since I was a little kid. However, I've been getting morning wood nearly every morning for the last 35 years and if I'm alone in the bed, I'll always take care of it.

    Dicks are funny. What's true for one guy, isn't for the next.
     
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    A squirrel that protects the nuts...but sometimes will share with another squirrel that has brazil nuts, filberts and pecans.
     
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    Nah i just leave it alone.
     
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    i get them alot not everyday but almost. i usually lay in bed a while, still waking up if wake up on my stomach i might rub it against hte bed a bit then i either go jerk off or pee and wait for it to go down...
     
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    i get morning wood 6 days out of the week i'd say but once in a while i will have to pleasure myself, most times i just leave it for later in the day :)
     
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