How "Pure" are you?

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I got a 34, a fireball, and satan with a pitchfork! That's quite interesting, since I'm 100% gay (although did dabble with the oppostie sex in high school, back in the 70's, but not since), and many of the questions were about debauchery with women, which I answered in the negative (although I had done those things with men). I can't bear to think what I would have scored on a gay version!
 

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I am 96% pure..."Purity Itself"...

But as I'm gay, all the questions involving women had a "no" answer...
So it's not accurate for me.

LOL !! :p
 

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Originally posted by Pecker@Jan 29 2005, 03:14 PM
Another Purity test.

I barely made it in at 58.

But I've only had one sex partner and the quiz assumes I've had several.
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Pecker, I got 58 also. Twins separated at birth?? :lol:
 

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Originally posted by dfox7.3x5+Jan 29 2005, 06:40 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dfox7.3x5 &#064; Jan 29 2005, 06:40 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Pecker@Jan 29 2005, 03:14 PM
Another Purity test.

I barely made it in at 58.

But I&#39;ve only had one sex partner and the quiz assumes I&#39;ve had several.
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Pecker, I got 58 also. Twins separated at birth?? :lol:
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Bwa ha ha&#33; And they thought we&#39;d never know&#33; B)
 
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The_Swinging_Voter: You people got actual scores? All I got was a message that said &#39;You disgust me&#39; :p LOL
 
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KTownBlondy: i wasnt gonna post my number lol but since everyone else did...


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No gay version, so I did both the male and female versions. 32 on the male version, 16 on the female version.

I&#39;m sure I would have scored lower on the female version if I could just spread my vaginal lips. I did answer "yes" to the question about sex during my period, because my partner assures me that some days I&#39;m so emotional I must be ovulating.

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Of course I had to change the word woman to man when I answered. I got a score of 12, two fireballs and was called a perv. Sorry if I shattered everyone&#39;s perception of me as a paragon of virtue. :blink:
 

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58 here also.

Says I barely made it into purity heaven.

Hmmmm. What ever. I guess if being a virgin and NOT living life, and learning the difference between good and bad, pleasure and pain, etc is pure, then I don&#39;t want to be pure. I want to know and learn and feel, and then I need to correct a little here and there about what I don&#39;t want or like. I guess that isn&#39;t purity at all.

I don&#39;t know. Am I "out there" somewhere in philosophical hell?

:eek: :wacko: B)

Later, peeps,
Buff
 

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Following DMW&#39;s lead, I corrected for the lack of a gay versan by replacing "woman" with "man," and answering honestly. However, the questions about pregnancy were answered in the negative. I got a score of zero, three fireballs, and an animation of satan buttfucking a sweet little angel.
 

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I am sooooooooooooooooo bumbed out. A friggin&#39; 21 &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; And one lousy fire ball. So much for my deviant reputation. Course, this was the hetero version and I was honest in my answers. Wonder if I would score as demented on a male-male version as I think I am??????????????

MZ.....a "4".......... I am so proud of you &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
 

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Originally posted by madame_zora@Jan 29 2005, 09:08 PM
Dammit, with a score of 4 I got the three fireballs and I was called "disgusting", but no buttfucking for me&#33;
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I think that may be because you took the woman&#39;s version.

I tried that now, a gay man honestly answering all the questions on the woman&#39;s version. I got a score of 4, and three fireballs. However, it congratulated me on my deviancy&#33; Further, satan was there again, but instead of buttfucking an angel, he was making suggestive gestures at me, and gyrating his hips&#33;

So, I think this is a sexist test, with a double standard&#33;

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But, then I tried taking the woman&#39;s test a second time. I did this because I suspected it had asked different questions the two times I took the men&#39;s test (once straight, then again with gay adjustments). Sure enough, it asked very different questions the second time. I was forced to answer many of these in the negative (Have you ever tasted your own vaginal mucus?, etc.) So, this time, I scored an almost respectable 16 and got a mere two fireballs. Satan, however, was still leering at me&#33;
 
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a) no one seemed too happy I got a zero...which says something

B) no questions about animals on my test so I plead mea culpa

c) maybe this purity test has some insane gauge of purity? I mean, what kind of authority came up with that? But then again, I&#39;ve pretty much done it all. :wub:
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Jan 30 2005, 02:39 AM
Of course I had to change the word woman to man when I answered. I got a score of 12, two fireballs and was called a perv. Sorry if I shattered everyone&#39;s perception of me as a paragon of virtue. :blink:
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You&#39;re still a good person, DMW. Your heart is always in the right place, that&#39;s the most important thing.

Someday, someway, though, I&#39;m going to write up my own &#39;pure test&#39;. There are too many things that SHOULD be counted here that aren&#39;t.

I got a 51 ... although I bet that&#39;d be lower if the test took into account my hentai collection and some of my fantasies.