How Retired People Keep Busy

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and
    when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
    I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
    having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
    more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
    Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
     
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    Do you make a lot of friends this way?

     
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    hahaha ooooo that is evil.
     
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    Evil but fun :)))
     
  5. Vices2Habits

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    And that's why Rethuglicans are called that... they have no problems playing dirty. Lie, cheat, steal, suppress the vote, hack the vote, con the hicks with the manufavtured outrage du jour... whatever it takes, because they've never, ever had the numbers to win office honestly. And once again, they prove beyond doubt or criticism that they surely can't govern... nor do they want to. They're quite self-consciously a wrecking ball, sent in to do the bidding of wealthy corporate interests, and the dupes and rubes who aren't in that class but support 'em -- against their own economic self-interest -- just mystify the hell out of me.
     
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