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    A young mother with 3 kids under the age of five is having a rough morning. As she is getting them lunch things are still not going well, and as she is trying to get the last of the ketchup out of the bottle by pounding on it. There comes a knock at the front door.

    Not wanting to stop and have to start over she sends her 4 1/2 year old son to answer the door.

    It is their minister when the child opens the door, the minister asks if his mother is home.

    He answers, "yes but she is in the kitchen hitting the bottle." :eek:
     
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