How short should men's shorts be?

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@N68, This may be.
WOW!!!!!um.. WOW!!! ok.. back to the topic. But one more.. WOW!!!


Whew!! Ok...staying on topic. Yeah, WHOMEVER is in this clip is wearing these shorts. Pure testosterone.. PERFECT way to wear shorts.
 

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I’m about to post a comment in Accidental Nudity, which maybe a more appropriate thread for all the dialogue.


But in response to how short is too short? I’m not a board short type of guy myself. And I prefer the guy to wear shorts like I do.


That said, the “too short” flack comes from my Marine Brethren AND…..The MARINE SILKIES. (Runners shorts)

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Marine stud sunbathing in just a pair of silkies.

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Marines Fight PTSD By Stripping Down To Silkies And Showing Us Their "Man Love"

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just some random hot marines in silkies




I’m around “all branches of service” and the Marines get grief about how short they are. You'll hear them taunt each other with Police that nütsack!


Gotta say they’re comfortable as hell. Most of the compliments I get about the ass come from wearing shorts similar to the MARINE SILKIES. But for the guys I see wearing the MARINE SILKIES/

You know, running shorts..

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And let’s go there.. In a big dick appreciation forum, some of my brothers in arms, ARE JUST WRONG for stuffing all that meat in those shorts. In particular, the running shorts. That’s foul man!!


Picture it’s early in the morning and you have somebody like @BigNavy or @Markym01 doing PT in front of you with that morning wood still partially at attention, Or just fucking jiggling when you gave to hold their legs for sit-ups and you’re trying to keep YOUR shit down.


You can picture either saying, "Fuck it, let’s go behind the bleachers and take care of this. Neither of us is getting any PT done with all this wood taking place here."
Love the silkies
 

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I grew up with my dad making his cutoff jean shorts with a 2” inseam. He wore his old briefs with them and the leg elastic was completely worn. This lead to me having regular views of my dads nutsac while growing up.

2 inch inseam is ideal for me, although sometime my dad would accidentally cut them a bit shorter, which meant more nutsac viewership.
 
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I grew up with my dad making his cutoff jean shorts with a 2” inseam. He wore his old briefs with them and the leg elastic was completely worn. This lead to me having regular views of my dads nutsac while growing up.

2 inch inseam is ideal for me, although sometime my dad would accidentally cut them a bit shorter, which meant more nutsac viewership.
What kind of underwear do you wear under your 2" inseam shorts?
 

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What kind of underwear do you wear under your 2" inseam shorts?

I’m almost at the point of freeballing. In Australia, it’s quite common to wear short shorts as it’s accepted due to AFL/rugby. Most people couldn’t give a rats ass if there’s occasionally a bit of sac showing.
 

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Here's a selection of aussie footy shorts and tradies in shorts. Its all quite normal and if ya dick or balls poke out...well...no one gives a fuck!

Yep. That’s why I love Australia. Ballsac exposure is rare, but it WAY more likely than the US

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