I think everyone knows how big everyone can get here, since its all about the large end of things. But how small can you get? Like if you jump in an icy lake with martha stewart naked chasing you, how small would you get? I have to say there are some times when I think I have been about 2 inches long with a pretty proportionate girth. At which point it looks like a little super wrinkly vienna sausage perhaps. Would you ever be willing to let someone see it that small or post pictures of it?