How small was your smallest?

Since they aren't as pleasurable as big/avg cocks, are small 1s cruel 'imperfections'


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15 yeasr ago i met a really hot black guy who i took home. He was really shy about letting me touch it but once the condom was on we tried to have sex. I felt nothing. Turns out it was smaller than my pinkie. When i made comment about it, he jumped up and started screaming "IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE A MASSIVE FANNY!" Yeah dude, that was the problem. *sigh.

Does it echo? ;-)
 

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It's so big i can even hear your comment echoing in it right now. :tongue:
Just for fun.
A friend was telling me that he had slept with a girl with a loose vagina.
I said - never had one.
What's a loose vagina?
Well, he said, there is a trick for that to know...
You put your thumb in the vagina, the middlefinger in her anus. Than you snap. If you are hearing a "clack" she is loose.
I asked - did you really tried this?
Yes - he said - only once - and I got a clack... and a smack on my face. :)
 

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Smallest guy I had met had to be under 4" as when he was "fucking" me, all I could feel was his head rubbing at the outside entrance to my ass. He never acutally made inside my ass. It didn't feel bad, after he came, he said I was the only guy to let him cum. That actaully surprised me a little.

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Just for fun.
A friend was telling me that he had slept with a girl with a loose vagina.
I said - never had one.
What's a loose vagina?
Well, he said, there is a trick for that to know...
You put your thumb in the vagina, the middlefinger in her anus. Than you snap. If you are hearing a "clack" she is loose.
I asked - did you really tried this?
Yes - he said - only once - and I got a clack... and a smack on my face. :)

The only snap he'd have heard would be when i broke his neck.
 

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Yeah we don't take any shit do we? But we Glaswegians have a braw sense of humour too. :biggrin1:

Aye! Me soul mate taught me well, as she be around abouts that location. Though she is Edinburgh born.

I love it actually... as many yank women don't have a wickedly fiery sense of humor.

I thinks we be a bit stuffy here in the US. *Hears the slamming open of the forum's doors* A multitude of women on the forum rush in, about to string me up by me bullocks.
 

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Aye! Me soul mate taught me well, as she be around abouts that location. Though she is Edinburgh born.

I love it actually... as many yank women don't have a wickedly fiery sense of humor.

I thinks we be a bit stuffy here in the US. *Hears the slamming open of the forum's doors* A multitude of women on the forum rush in, about to string me up by me bullocks.

Well i spend a considerable amount of time on the west coast of America and i can say without a doubt that the Scots have a much more....how shall i put it...sarcastic and closer to the bone sense of humour. Plus Californians don't swear as much as we do. But the swearing and the accent come in handy when an asshole on the street touches you inaproppriately. I made a guy in his early 20's pee his pants purely by shouting at him. Lesson: don't touch my ass if you don't know me.
 

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Well i spend a considerable amount of time on the west coast of America and i can say without a doubt that the Scots have a much more....how shall i put it...sarcastic and closer to the bone sense of humour. Plus Californians don't swear as much as we do. But the swearing and the accent come in handy when an asshole on the street touches you inaproppriately. I made a guy in his early 20's pee his pants purely by shouting at him. Lesson: don't touch my ass if you don't know me.

HA! I lived in Cali most of me life... got away to find meself stuck in bumblefuck Illinois. Donno which is worse for me, as times has changed. Peeps here get offended too easy. :eek:(

I learned me brit ways watching a lot of brit humor while a wee lad. So sarcy is me middle name, though I don't show it much because of conditioning. Being here on the LPSG has given me a wee freedom to release sudden outbursts of thought, but I still keep it inside or tone it down. I would be more comfortable with peeps but they still need some learning around me to be open enough for mix of odd and random ways.

Feel free to skelp me any time, though I blog mostly... just by chance, as I don't reply to topics often, I found your recent reply very amusing. :eek:)
 

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HA! I lived in Cali most of me life... got away to find meself stuck in bumblefuck Illinois. Donno which is worse for me, as times has changed. Peeps here get offended too easy. :eek:(

I learned me brit ways watching a lot of brit humor while a wee lad. So sarcy is me middle name, though I don't show it much because of conditioning. Being here is giving me a wee freedom to release sudden outbursts of thought, but I still keep it inside or tone it down. I would be more comfortable with peeps but they still need some learning around me to be open enough for mix of odd and random ways.

Feel free to skelp me any time, though I blog mostly... just by chance, as I don't reply to topics often, I found your recent reply very amusing. :eek:)

Well i'm glad i make someone chuckle on here!
 

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Well i'm glad i make someone chuckle on here!

That ya do, though it was a random thing... I don't browse much, unless I have no addition to blog, as I wait to delete ol ones so I can add fresh ones. Call me strange, but that is how I do my thing.

I'll keep an eye out for ya just to see what trouble ye create. MWHAHAHAA!!!

I don't normally jump in though. Call me a sneaky bastard! :eek:)~

I prefer peeps don't trust me, as I do come off a bit diff at times.
 
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Smallest lover was 6.5 inches. Still, that's an inch and a half bigger than I am.
My biggest was 11 inches, more than twice my size :)
 

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Smallest one I ever saw was a very gorgeous guy I met in Columbus, MS. His was the size of my index finger. I felt sorry for him but proceeded to try and suck him off. It was like him thrusting his finger in my mouth. The roof of my mouth was sore for days due to his prodding. He could have used one of those "finger rubbers" for a condom. :eek:
 
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Two different guys who were over 6'5" that had sex with each had cocks that were 5" or less...I didn't measure them with a tape measure at the time but I've just had a ruler out, and they were smaller than 5". I've also met a couple of short guys who were probably between 5-5.5". Three of the four were total bottoms who wanted to get fucked by me, the other one just wanted a blow job - it's cool to give a blow job to a small cock because you can take it all the way no problem lol

The one short guy actually became a regular fuck buddy for a while, he was very nice, very affectionate, and really had a gorgeous body, gorgeous cock, and gorgeous ass...his cock was just not large. That was OK with me.

This big fat guy at the Y back in the day appeared to have no dick at all and was gross and rude, but it didn't stop him hitting on me...needless to say I never saw him erect haha.

At a (ahem) "party" one time I interacted with this fairly cute Irish guy who appeared to have a tiny cock, like 2" max - but this was a clear case of a "grower" - when erect he was close to 7" - I was amazed, I've never seen anything like that before or since.
 
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