How to ask for a blowjob

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  1. gerryyak

    gerryyak New Member

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    My girl and I have been together for a few years. We do this all the time, and she enjoys it but it really turns her on to actually hear me ask or tell her to do it. I've tried suggesting she slide down and take care of me to pushing her head and telling her to suck my cock, it's all cool but I'm running out of creative ways to say it.

    Any suggestions would be appreciated.
     
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    Is 'Fancy a sausage?' sexy enough? lol.
     
  3. B_BoysAreToys

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    I had a guy who used to pretend that his hard on poking his pant leg was a broken leg and go "ow ow ow baby I need you to ease the pain"

    It was so funny and cute. Got me every time. :)
     
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    "I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Please speak directly into the microphone." That one works for me!
     
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    When I met this one guy (who I ended up doing everyday for over six years) he had (straight) porn on when I went to his apartment. There was a little small talk and he stood up, rubbed his crotch and said, "Want to do that to me?"

    I was hooked (and the best line I'd ever heard too!).
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Try the "dick in a box" trick, or maybe a dab of cool whip and ask her if she wants dessert? :D
     
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    As I like to tell my massage therapist. "I think I'll go with the oral release today."
     
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    easy. "wanna suck it?"
     
  10. the_reverend

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    put your penis in her mouth and say, "...well?"
     
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    pull it out and say "well....it's not gonna suck it's self is it?"
     
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    *in my Barry White voice* Suck that thang for me, baby.
     
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    The monster wants to tickle your tonsils baby.... go for it.. and my big hot nuts want to caress your chin.... works everytime..
     
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    zip, flop.
    ~pause~

    "Well, I didn't take it out to breath."
     
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    ha ha ha ha!!!! I luv it!
     
  16. BigDallasDick8x6

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    This is the best one so far. Have you actually used that line?
     
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    I love the lines in this thread! Hilarious!

    TheBoyfriend has never actually asked me for a BJ, not verbally at least. He just approaches me and sensually takes off his clothes and presents his cock to me and it ends up in my mouth before he's naked.
     
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    Say please?
     
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    "Want a creamsicle?"
     
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    Aye a few times, but in my defense I have this Irish charm that comes out after about 5 or 6 pints of stout where i can get away with saying a lot!
     
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