How to bring my yoga mat into the bedroom

[ronin001]

Be realistic, Man! He is not masculine enough to lift a whole carpet or bend a mattress!

Remember what Archimedes said.

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. so who knows what poor Wally can do once motivated ; or stimulated

 

[Nosuportneeded]

I will do this with you. Sounds like a hoot

 

[Nosuportneeded]

I will do this with you. Sounds like a hoot

 

[Nosuportneeded]

I will do this with you. Sounds like a hoot

 

[Nosuportneeded]

I will do this with you. Sounds like a hoot

 

[wnjcwjkk]

But what about if she shouts at me?

You'll have a huge ass yoga mat dick! Nobody would shout at someone who exudes such raw masculinity. It's too intimidating. Makes my weiner shrink just thinking about it

 

[wnjcwjkk]

Remember what Archimedes said.

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. so who knows what poor Wally can do once motivated ; or stimulated

Sounds like Archimedes had a tiny dick, and wanted to experience true manliness by lifting things with a big surrogate penis

 

[wnjcwjkk]

For anybody new to the site, if you came in and saw the thread title, and thought it was just a guy wanting to try out some Karma Sutra tantric yoga sex

You've just been Wally-ed

 

[Nosuportneeded]

I will do this with you. Sounds like a hoot

 

[geitjeshoeder]

**Looks up from iPad to wifes yoga mat in the corner of the bedroom, thinks about it for a second, laughs...**

 

[Galloper]

For anybody new to the site, if you came in and saw the thread title, and thought it was just a guy wanting to try out some Karma Sutra tantric yoga sex

You've just been Wally-ed

Maybe he is Wally-ing all of us.

 

[wnjcwjkk]

**Looks up from iPad to wifes yoga mat in the corner of the bedroom, thinks about it for a second, laughs...**

Posted today at 6:04 am. It is now 10:06 pm.

How much you wanna bet this guy has been donkey dicking every appliance and item in his house with his yoga mat cock extension for the past 16 hours?