How To Clean Cum Stains?

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Hello, I have a weird question for you. How the hell you clean cum stains... Because my washing machine can't handle that white goo lol It's not like I'm loading on my underwear or something. Only get some white stains after the act, from last drops of cum haha you know what I mean. I ruined lots of underwear so it would be helpful if someone could share some advice :)
 
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That's a pretty good question. Generally it's not a bad idea to use a little bleach washing your underwear (if it's white briefs, straight bleach in your wash load) and prior, use a little stain remover (I use Shout myself).

I never realized how much cum can stain something until I noticed little yellow-orange stains on my headboard and wall. I was, at the time unaware I had shot on them and once I figured it out, they were impossible to remove. The stuff is damn near like wood glue.

As long as it hasn't set in, it should be a treatable stain.
 

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if I recall, ejaculate has a measure of chlorine in it. I recall waking up to wet-dreams and smelling bleach (a smell I HATE to this day)--and thinking it was in the laundry. years later I learned it is a chemical in ejaculate which is (I assume) disinfect the area so the sperm don't die off. Now, think about what bleach does un-attended/un-rinsed on anything... fades clothing, ruins finish on furniture, and yellows your white t-shirts.

Best you can do, is rinse it as soon as you can to keep it from chemically reacting with whatever it touches.

From the interwebs: Semen normally smells like ammonia, bleach, or chlorine. Semen is about 1 percent sperm and 99 percent other compounds, enzymes, proteins, and minerals. Many of these substances are alkaline. This means that they're above a 7 on the pH scale, which is measured from 0 (highly acidic) to 14 (highly alkaline)
 
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Hello, I have a weird question for you. How the hell you clean cum stains... Because my washing machine can't handle that white goo lol It's not like I'm loading on my underwear or something. Only get some white stains after the act, from last drops of cum haha you know what I mean. I ruined lots of underwear so it would be helpful if someone could share some advice :)
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This combination has saved more than one pair of even Black colored clothing of mine when combined together:p Hope it give the same results for you mister.

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Cum stain removal has gone mainstream media...we live in such liberated times!

Good Housekeeping: Semen stain removal - How to remove semen stains
Cosmo: How To Clean Sex Stains - Remove Sex Stains
Redbook: 7 Essential Cleaning Tips For R-Rated Activities

But seriously, semen contains albuminous proteins, so you need something like a cleaner containing enzymes to break it down after it has dried. So look for enzymatic or "biological" detergent or pre-treat. One that claims to remove dried blood stains will probably be effective.
 

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Agents like the ones pictured above, or even the laundry agents that are used to clean nappies (diapers).

Then hot wash, and even soak in boiling water first (esp assuming that it's cotton that you're talking about).
 

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Hello, I have a weird question for you. How the hell you clean cum stains... Because my washing machine can't handle that white goo lol It's not like I'm loading on my underwear or something. Only get some white stains after the act, from last drops of cum haha you know what I mean. I ruined lots of underwear so it would be helpful if someone could share some advice :)

I don't have any tips or anything. I just want to say thank you for making a thread like this. This is the kind of thing lpsg needs more of. Bravo.

With that said...

That's a pretty good question. Generally it's not a bad idea to use a little bleach washing your underwear (if it's white briefs, straight bleach in your wash load) and prior, use a little stain remover (I use Shout myself).

I never realized how much cum can stain something until I noticed little yellow-orange stains on my headboard and wall. I was, at the time unaware I had shot on them and once I figured it out, they were impossible to remove. The stuff is damn near like wood glue.

As long as it hasn't set in, it should be a treatable stain.

It took my brain longer than i care to say to figure out the headboard and wall bit of your comment. For a second there i thought you were a sex god. :p You still might be for all i know but i just knew either you, your partner/s or some variation on both's secret identity started with clark.
 
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I don't have any tips or anything. I just want to say thank you for making a thread like this. This is the kind of thing lpsg needs more of. Bravo.

With that said...



It took my brain longer than i care to say to figure out the headboard and wall bit of your comment. For a second there i thought you were a sex god. :p You still might be for all i know but i just knew either you, your partner/s or some variation on both's secret identity started with clark.

It is a useful, practical thread isn't it?:grinning:

Wouldn't say a sex god, but volcanic eruptions are one of my more unusual talents.
 
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Actually have this problem every few weeks...

No need to do anything, i just wash in hot water and all is gone.
 

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I have never had a problem with this. Yes, there are marks where cum has dried on things prior to being washed but I have never seen any visible marks after they have been through a normal wash cycle. Someone did mention biological washing powder earlier and this is the usual type where I live so maybe that has a bearing.
 
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Hello, I have a weird question for you. How the hell you clean cum stains... Because my washing machine can't handle that white goo lol It's not like I'm loading on my underwear or something. Only get some white stains after the act, from last drops of cum haha you know what I mean. I ruined lots of underwear so it would be helpful if someone could share some advice :)
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