How to discover future in laws genetics

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  1. thebdb62

    thebdb62 New Member

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    Well I do not know where to put this so I thought this was as good as any. I am going to start a family soon. I want to ensure as best I can that I pass on my genetics in the dick department. That means knowing how well my future father in law is hung and how thick his bush is. Also it means knowing about my future brothers in law genetics as well. What is the best way to learn this? I find it very important to give my sons the best possible chance to be a well built man in the groin.
     
  2. TurkeyWithaSunburn

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    My only advice, read fictitious stories section.
     
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    Yea you can't do anything to ensure that you pass that onto them. I'm sorry but for now that's completely in the realm of science fiction.Watch Gatica it's about that subject though not specifically the penis.Manipulating a child's genetics before birth and what not.
     
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    yur youngun could inherit all the recessive genes and how would you explain that!?
     
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    You could pray to the penis gods...
    other than that...not much you can do to influence dick size...

    Besides, what if you only have daughters? Any attributes you desire for them? Huge tits? Nice asses?
     
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    Say you find out that your inlaws are all mini-dicks what do you do then?
     
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    You have to let natural selection take its course. There was a man who thought he could breed perfect humans back in the 1940s. His name was Adolf Hitler.
     
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