How to enlarg 5 and 1/2 inch penis?

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  1. ligger

    ligger New Member

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    I have a penis that is 5 and 1/2 inch long, my girl friend laughed at the sight of it, i got her input that it is not long enough, is there a pill that works, herb, exercise that does not include tying my self up to a bumper of a car and signal go!
    Is there any one that has gained at least an inch, or so? how fast, any side effects, does it still do the job i.e. loss of feeling, endurance, pleasure?
     
  2. Webster

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    Please, please, please .........

    My friend, you're perfect the way you are.

    Any partner who would laugh at any of your body parts is unworthy of you.
     
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    Yah dude, I agree with Webster. Any woman who laughs at 5.5 inches.. is clearly a slut who has been around too long. I can understand her laughing if you had put a bow on it, and painted it green or something... but 5.5 is just fine.. you aand tons of other guys have that dick.

    I personally dont' know of any ways to increase your size, but I would just be happy with what you have man... Some of the people on here will tell you about stretching it, and getting surgery.. but that shit sounds scary, and uneeded. :rolleyes:
     
  4. D_BobN_Weave

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    yeah man.....if she is laughing at you cause youre 5.5 inches long.....shes a hoe.....my gf, she didnt laugh at mine, and im just about 5.5 inches.....i have some girth, so thats a plus, and she likes it.....5.5 inches is not bad, sure it isnt some MONSTER cock or anything.....but ill tell you this....my gf has had bigger then me....shes told me.....but i outbeat every single guy that she has slept with beforehand. if she thinks that size does it all for her....she is wrong....im proof of that
     
  5. tallguypns

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    I know the perfect help for your size. Dump that fucking bitch you call a girlfriend. Anyone that would laugh at you for who you are isn't worthy to mow your grass.
     
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    Thanks for giving me my first chuckle of the day, tallone -- "isn't worthy to mow your grass" is witty and makes me wonder if you've heard it before or if it's original. You're a cute one if it's original, I must add.
     
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    Consider her to be "history."

    Suppose she took off her bra and you started laughing at how small she was? What trash would do that? How would you make her feel? Don't think she didn't intend you to make you feel the same way. That's what the "chuckle" was for. To demean you.

    She isn't after a "man." She's after a monster, and frankly, I think they deserve each other. Get shed of this "woman." She's despicable.

    Now that said, there are really great guys who also have really big dicks. But that isn't her purpose. She's a size queen, and with size queens, there's no such thing as big enough. Catherine the Great got so disgusted with men that she finally gravitated to horses. Catherine the Great was fucked by a horse. Was she satisfied? probably not.

    So what's important? A size queen is NEVER satisfied. If bigger is always better, then how can that ever be love?
     
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    Yea dude, like everyone else said. Kick her to the curb. I only have a 6 incher and I feel alright with it. Not worth the time or effort.

    I remmber a freind of mine had this happen to him, he was around 5 and 1\2 and his girlfreind told him he was really small. It's quite funny that some women judge men on how big there penis is, and they expect us to think they are the PEREFECT spieces and have no faults.
     
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    I don't know how to enlarge a 5 1/2 inch penis, but I do know how to lose 90-150 pounds overnight...

    Drop the bitch, she doesn't deserve you. She is cold, immature, disrespectful, unloving. Another word comes to mind, but I'm trying to break the habit of usinng it when I'm off the clock. (It startc with c, and ends with unt.) help me out people, did I miss any? I mean, she laughed, for fuck's sake.

    The folk here may be able to shed some light http://www.measurection.com

    Check them out.
     
  10. GBF64

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    Agreed, dump her. Better yet, why not tap her ass and ask her if she could handle one bigger than yours in it.:eek:
     
  11. [P]okey[B]ear

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    Dump her ass and start a manual penis enlargement routine you can probably get to 7 inches within a year as long as you keep a consistent routine. PM me for more info or check site in my sig in newbie section their is a routine for those new to PE. Video demonstrations and all. But truly though dude the new penis test around the world put the average penis at just over 5 inches so if she laughs at you and she's average then she's only gonna be satisified with peter north look alikes so screw her and work on improving yourself without her.
     
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    Hey Ligger,

    There are ways that you can enlarge your penis. Everything from jelqing to pills. They all take time, for most men to gain a 1/2 inch in length it takes anywhere from at least 3 up to 6 months of dedicated commitment.

    However above anything thing else, I have to agree with all the guys here, that if you are trying to increase your dick size because of some hoe (I think that's how you spell it) then you are lost. If any chick influences you in any way it should always be done in a positive manner. Laughing at your manhood is an inexcusable crime.

    If you ask my suggestion? Birds of a feather flock together. So get together with one of "your girlfriend's" friends (she'll probably as much of a hoe as your current gf), but before you do, do some penis pumping or wait until you get some size from whatever penis enlargement program you choose to do, and give this girl some sex she'll talk about for days (use your mouth, read some books for ideas, make it outrageously good)...maybe this is a stupid way to do it, but making that girl jealous is a great way to get back at her, plus it might mean that this other chick isn't as much of a hoe as to have the audacity to laugh at your size.
     
  13. [P]okey[B]ear

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    don't listen to him saying pills work cause none do. Only way they do anything is if you do em with manual pe cause they put more blood in the penis for jelqing. But pills alone don't do jack shit.
     
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    This is sad, and I hope you don't judge all females by this little witch.

    My husband is a tall/ big man ALL over.
    We didn't sleep together for the first 2 months and by then I was pretty much in love. We were engaged 3 weeks later.
    I had no idea what was in his pants before we ever made love. I assumed it was much like any other guys, but I hadn't had many partners before him.
    Because he is a big guy , sex was difficult at first.

    But how does size have anything to do with love or just caring about someone.
    My husband has been friend, lover, father (as mine is so distant) nurse and shrink to me. He's a great father and I still find him attractive. The other night he was putting together a new desk chair for me, and as he was turning the screw driver, I could see his pecks and biceps muscles bulge. I thought "hmmmm" .......:biggrin1:

    Suppose one day he became unable to have sex at all? Well, you know we'd do everything else and use a dildo.
    I still would not trade him.

    Someone asked how she would feel if you made fun of her breasts, well it is true. It's not hard to know how to treat other people. You simply ask yourself if you would want someone to treat you -as you treat them.
    I don't think she would understand that.
     
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    The story of Catherine "dying by horse" is widely accepted to a lie. Nice story I suppose, made up by her political opponents. Either way, I don't hold it against size queens that they want big dicks, and don't care if you know it. About the original poster, 5.5" is fine. It's not big, but not what could be considered "small". Maybe just a bit smaller than average. Either way, it's not a given that he should dump the girl. Maybe she was being mean because they had a fight. Maybe she does need a big cock for her satisfaction. Did it turn him on to be "humiliated". I know it turns me on if a woman I am with gets "dominant" and tells me I'm puny. I asked a domme I once went to see how big her ex-husband was. She started talking about how big he was, 8" if I remember. She said that was the reason she married him. She obviously tried to make me feel small. Later, I talked to her about it, and she insinuated her ex was much bigger than me, but that size doesn't matter. "I thought that's what you wanted to here, to be told you're small." She was right, but I didn't believe size wouldn't matter to her if we had had sex. It probably mattered more to me than to her however. It usually appears to matter more to men than to women. Usually, but not always.
     
  16. bigone,babe

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    Well, you could buy some magna rx, it's supposed to be the best enhancement you can get anywhere. It takes about 60 days to grow 3-4 inches larger using these pills. Anyway, that's what they claim.
     
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