How to fake a bulge?

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  1. dc santa

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    I'm not doing this to be some asshole with low self confidence, I'm perfectly happy with my average sized dick.

    But me and my friend are doing a project in school. We'll be doing normal, everyday things. There's 2 guys and 2 gals all together. 2 will be going around as normal, but 2 will be stuffing. We're basically seeing if they'll get special treatment at restaurants, postal offices, and other places.

    What I'm looking for is a way to stuff your pants to make a bulge appear bigger. And we can't buy those ring things.

    Thanks!
     
  2. viking1

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    How old are you? Would this be a project for college, or high school?
     
  3. dc santa

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    Do you really need to know?
     
  4. viking1

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    If you aren't at least 18 years old we all need to know. Because, if not it isn't legal for you to be here.
     
  5. dc santa

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    I'm in college, and an adult. Do you really think a high school would accept a project like this?
     
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    true lol... unless it was a project for ur self.
    dc PM when you get the results.. you should do video about this haha ! do video! i wanna see face expressions!
     
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    At three posts This isn't smelling good.
     
  8. viking1

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    Probably not. However this is the internet, and you, or anyone else, can say anything they want. They can be anybody they chose to be. This whole thing just sounded a bit suspicious, and still does.
     
  9. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    dc santa, there's a hilarious video that was posted some time ago on the Adult Websites forum in which a waiter stuffs his white spandex with a huge rubber dick and then goes and serves several groups of women.
    One trick he has is to hold the menu very close to his face and read off it, allowing the women (who don't know there's a camera) to ogle him intimately. (He can't see where their eyes are, see.)
    I hope someone can find it and post it.
    I think you'll laugh at it. And it might be at least a bit of use to you in what promises to be a press-stopping project.:cool:
     
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    Put four pairs of socks down your pants?
     
  11. No_Strings

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    Wanna see my bulge Rubi? It will probably be at least half-mast most of the time (given the circumstances), but not fake I assure you.
     
  12. reallyhot

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    Lets see, an english cucumber, a nice carrot...
    Lot's of veggie's out there...eggplants LOL
    Good luck, have fun and report back with results.:biggrin1:
    including pics!!! or better yet a video!
     
  13. gjorg

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    This guy passed out in a dance club in philly back in the 80's. The emt's found a piece of sausage tapped to his leg! One night a girlfriend of mine looked at a friend of ours and said "Your not going out like that are you? You look like your smuggling grapes".
     
  14. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    I do, yup ... but I've been feasting to surfeit on the lurve pole that mercurialbliss has posted in her gallery.
    I'll get back to you, No_Strings.
    Next week?
     
  15. No_Strings

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    That's quite a clitoris she's grown, n'est pas?
    Next week I'm busy, sorry. How is your schedule looking in 3 or 4 weeks time?
     
  16. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Great, if I keep away from her gallery.
    Gawd, she's looking so sexy.:cool:
     
  17. No_Strings

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    Those pictures in her gallery don't do the subject justice, I guess you'll find that out soon enough. But no touching (at least while they're looking).
     
  18. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    But they touch me, No_Strings ... those pics do.
    Like nothing mine eyes hath ever seized upon before.
     
  19. No_Strings

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    Then they may touch you more in person, should you feel the need to be felt.
    Now I must retire, for much needed beauty sleep, evidently. :biggrin1:
     
  20. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Cooper's droop, and photog coming in two hours?
    Yeah, you retire, boi.
    (And we better stop hijacking this thread.:cool:)
     
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