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I've been dating my girl for a long time now and just cannot get a blowjob, I've tried just about everything but nothing seems to come close to working. Sex is fine and everyday if were together. This is only such a problem cuz my last girlfriend would give blowjobs all day long if possible. Can I get some advice from anyone??? anything would be appreciated.
 

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I've been dating my girl for a long time now and just cannot get a blowjob, I've tried just about everything but nothing seems to come close to working. Sex is fine and everyday if were together. This is only such a problem cuz my last girlfriend would give blowjobs all day long if possible. Can I get some advice from anyone??? anything would be appreciated.

have you asked her about it? tried the old "take a shower with me" trick? obviously she has some problem with it...
 

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I think the problem is that she knows how I always used to get head from my former girlfriend...and doesn't like the comparison or something. It isn't like i have a hygene problem
 

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Downplay the ex and tell your gf that there was so much more that you wish your ex would have done. Tell her somethings that you like and tell her no girl has ever done that before, but you've always wanted it! Every girl wants to the first/best/only one at something. When she does it...don't criticize at all the first time...Wait at least a month and then never say "person before you" did "whatever" and you liked it that way...just insinuations will usually do.

If that doesn't work, try laying her on her back and telling her that you like licking her upside down (69). If she can resist it dangling in front of her face...I don't know what to tell you.

I can't imagine someone not wanting to give bjs all day. It has to be a self-conscious issue.
 

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SERIOUSLY you two just need to sit down and talk about this...obviously reciprocity isn't a problem. She has a mental hang-up somewhere - working it out will help BOTH of you down the line. Tell her we'll talk more but first you want to eat her out like there's no tomorrow...make her cum...she'll likely be more receptive to your complaints if she has a big smile on her face!
 

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I've been dating my girl for a long time now and just cannot get a blowjob, I've tried just about everything but nothing seems to come close to working. Sex is fine and everyday if were together. This is only such a problem cuz my last girlfriend would give blowjobs all day long if possible. Can I get some advice from anyone??? anything would be appreciated.
Some women just don't like to suck dick. :confused: Sounds to me like you are dating one of them. :redface:


hmmm...ever try just sticking it in her face and saying "houston...we have a problem!"[/quote] Have you ever heard of Lorena Bobbitt? I believe those were her husbands last words before he went to sleep that fateful night. :rofl: :lmao:
 

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hmmm...ever try just sticking it in her face and saying "houston...we have a problem!"[/quote] Have you ever heard of Lorena Bobbitt? I believe those were her husbands last words before he went to sleep that fateful night. :rofl: :lmao:

Would it be as funny if Lorena was the one who got cut up?
 

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haha thanks for the suggestions all. maybe if i just constantly am eatin her out....she'll eventually come around and see it as fun? or exciting? or fuckin awesome to give me head.
 

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Would it be as funny if Lorena was the one who got cut up?

John Bobbitt was an abusive mean drunken small minded little fuck 'tard with zero empathy and red neck social skills. From all I can gather, he was one of these men who felt a woman should please the man even if what he was doing was close to rape. If he didn't have a drunken fight every three days, he broke out in a rash.

No sympathy whatsoever.

A British magazine show a snapshot of his member, before it was sewed back on. Small little guy.