How to get a bulge in trunks

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Get a pair of from muscleskins like mine. What do you think?????

My only recommentation would be to shave the pubes :smile:. Shaving the pubes is the difference between a '70s porno look and a more modern look. You also should wear it in rather secluded "adult" areas.

Otherwise, I'm going to disagree: it looks great.

The reference to Borat justifies wearing it. In Borat's movie, we all laughed at the yellow thong because its' so outrageous with its immodesty - it tests the comfort level of one's "straightness". After the shock, we learn to "get over it" and move about our own business. Besides, people on this board shouldn't be too shocked: Industrialsize, for example, has pictures in his gallery where he's sporting wood in a similar Tropis swimsuit. He doesn't receive negative feedback, so why should eeenglish?
 

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My only recommentation would be to shave the pubes :smile:. Shaving the pubes is the difference between a '70s porno look and a more modern look. You also should wear it in rather secluded "adult" areas.

Otherwise, I'm going to disagree: it looks great.

The reference to Borat justifies wearing it. In Borat's movie, we all laughed at the yellow thong because its' so outrageous with its immodesty - it tests the comfort level of one's "straightness". After the shock, we learn to "get over it" and move about our own business. Besides, people on this board shouldn't be too shocked: Industrialsize, for example, has pictures in his gallery where he's sporting wood in a similar Tropis swimsuit. He doesn't receive negative feedback, so why should eeenglish?

Because eeenglish asked for feedback. I gave him some.
 

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Because eeenglish asked for feedback. I gave him some.

Please ....:rolleyes: . You live in/near Montreal, according to your bio. Montreal has a significant gay culture where men expose themselves in various outfits all the time. Eeenglish's swimsuit shouldn't phase you at all. If he's on a secluded beach ( you don't want to scare the children and the horses), what does it matter? He needs to get another friend or two to wear the same thing, and then people will think twice...

Are we shocked by Borat's neon yellow body thong anymore?
 

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Please ....:rolleyes: . You live in/near Montreal, according to your bio. Montreal has a significant gay culture where men expose themselves in various outfits all the time. Eeenglish's swimsuit shouldn't phase you at all. If he's on a secluded beach ( you don't want to scare the children and the horses), what does it matter? He needs to get another friend or two to wear the same thing, and then people will think twice...

Are we shocked by Borat's neon yellow body thong anymore?

Do you know anything about Montréal? Gay men here don't walk around in the streets with that kind of swimwear. He asked for opinions, I gave him one - simple as that. It takes a WHOLE LOT more to phase me, I just think it looks ridiculous and that's it. He can wear it if he likes, and I can make fun of him if he does. Live with it.
 

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Do you know anything about Montréal? Gay men here don't walk around in the streets with that kind of swimwear. He asked for opinions, I gave him one - simple as that. It takes a WHOLE LOT more to phase me, I just think it looks ridiculous and that's it. He can wear it if he likes, and I can make fun of him if he does. Live with it.

I was referring to the clubs and erotic shops in Montreal. For a city that has a significant subculture devoted to eroticism, seeing an image of Eeenglish's swimwear shouldn't raise an eyebrow (much)... Obviously people don't walk down the street in extreme pouch under/swimwear.

No one's asking you to like it or accept it as your own. I'm just surprised that at the relative intolerance for it on the board. I suspect that he's getting the criticism because Eeenglish self-identifies as "straight". That's why I drew the contrast with Industrialsize's Tropis swimwear with this: Industrialsize is gay, lives in Provincetown and is proud to wear his Tropis swimwear. Are we, on LPSG, implicitly accepting Industrialsize's swim wear choice b/c he's gay but chastizing Eeenglish's analogous choice because he's "straight". In other words, is it unacceptable for a straight man to wear these fashions? Or are we just afraid of male genitalia?

The only reasonable objection I can see is that the swimwear is wearing the outfit in a family beach area. Otherwise, if he's on a secluded beach - to each, his own.
 

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No one's asking you to like it or accept it as your own. I'm just surprised that at the relative intolerance for it on the board. I suspect that he's getting the criticism because Eeenglish self-identifies as "straight". That's why I drew the contrast with Industrialsize's Tropis swimwear with this: Industrialsize is gay, lives in Provincetown and is proud to wear his Tropis swimwear. Are we, on LPSG, implicitly accepting Industrialsize's swim wear choice b/c he's gay but chastizing Eeenglish's analogous choice because he's "straight". In other words, is it unacceptable for a straight man to wear these fashions? Or are we just afraid of male genitalia?

You are reading waaayyy too much into this. I just don't like how it looks, that's it. Can I be any more clear on this? I'm not trying to launch a debate on the state of male swimwear in today's world, damn.
 

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I have to agree about shaving the pubes to be hidden under the swimsuit. Women have done it for years anyway.