How to get friends to name a baby after me?

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  1. D_Roderick Beresford Stiffington IV

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    How has everyone been? My friend is 22, married with his first child on the way. I'm very close with them and keep trying to convince them to name it Charlie after me. The wife tells me its going to be a girl, but I keep assuring her that it's really a boy with a very tiny penis we haven't seen yet..like his father [​IMG] Anyway, its obviously come down to arranging a situation where I seemingly save their lives so they're in debt to me forever and she'll ultimately give birth to little baby Charlie. If anyone lives in the NYC area and would like to dress up as the Green Goblin, or if any of our balding members resemble Lex Luthor..I've been told I look like various superheroes before (Which I don't agree with)

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    1 - Keep saying things like 'Oh isn't Gawain/Norman/Cedric' a nice name, then Charlie will seem in contrast even more appealing.

    2 - Tell them your doctor just gave you the sad news that you've masturbated so much that you've run out of semen and will never be able to have kids so it'd be nice if they named the baby for you.

    3 - Tell them that if anyone named their baby after you you'd consider it your duty to do freeby babysitting for them that didn't involve eating everything in the house and phoning your friend in Australia.
     
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    Originally Posted by SpoiledPrincess

    2 - Tell them your doctor just gave you the sad news that you've masturbated so much that you've run out of semen and will never be able to have kids so it'd be nice if they named the baby for you.

    :nono: You should know better, this wont work. They would just end up calling him Harry Palms. :lmao:
     
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    hold it for ransom
     
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    Is that you in the center there, Charlie? If so, I'm dressed as catwoman and waiting in the bedroom. Key is under the mat.
     
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    CRAP!!! I went as the Dark Knight a few years back and got NUTHIN'! Where's the justice?:confused:
     
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    Pay all the hospital bills, thats a sure thing.


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    Considering you've got a bebbeh girl, I would have to say your wifey is giving you the goods!! ...or has at least once! :tongue:
     
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    Ok so she has at some point, but not THAT night.

    I get it once a year on Easter. That it. :tongue:
     
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    Dude, OrbitzXT is a really bad name for a baby.
     
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    Talk about the resurrection!

    :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    I named my cat after you Charlie.. haha I just liked the name. So don't feel bad.. you got one vote. His name was supposed to be Baghera from jungle book... and then you told me your name.. and I was like heh that suits my cat.. as so I have a black cat named Charlie... he is the most loveable thing ever. Such a sweety.
     
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    I have to fight the urge to roll my eyes at Easter Mass when the reading is about Christ "rising from the dead." Takes on a WHOLE new meaning. :biggrin1:
     
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    Hmmmmm, my dad's name is Charles and a brother is Charlie. Love the name! They are crazy not to!
     
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    Bribery is the best method to use


    In the meanwhile have them name the child Bill if a boy or Minerva if a girl.

    The name Charlie works for boy and girl although then if a girl it might be short for Charlene or Charlotte just hope their last name isn't Brown.
     
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    My friend (very obviously heathen, natch) calls Easter "Zombie Christ Day."
     
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