how to get friends to notice

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I dunno... I was hanging out with two of my (now) close female friends my freshman year of college, and we were all just chillin out, and I really have NO idea how she came to ask, but one of them dropped the question "do you have a big dick?" and I was really caught off-guard. I just said something like "I dunno, you'd have to ask around" or something. Has anything like that ever happened to any of you?
 

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how do i get my guy and girl freinds to notice that i have a big cock? besides by just whipping it out, or telling them and sounding like a lying douch. i want them to know so i can break that akward barier

Before you start showing off and opening up to the world the fact that you are hung, you need to decide if thats what you want to do. Because once that flood gate is open, things are different. You wouldn't believe how fast girls spread rumors, this may sound exciting to you, and believe me it is, but there is a good chance that you will just start becoming a piece of meat rather than a person, but whatev, you want to show off your manhood, so here is my advise.

Find some athletic shorts, the thin polyester material thats shiny and flowy, not the kind of shorts with all the little holes like basketball shorts because they usually have a couple layers of fabric to cover the view. But find some of athletic shorts, if you really want to be out on display choose a light color shorts and if you are looking for a more subtle way of showing off choose black or navy blue(sometimes getting too much attention is awkward, like when guys start staring, but some like it).

Once you have the shorts, pick a girl whom you know is a really gossipy girl and drop by her place to pick something up for a minute or to drop something off, like a cd you wanted or borrowed, and only stay for a few minutes, wear the shorts with no boxers, and a t shirt, (look like you just rolled out of bed and threw on some shorts and a t shirts and forgot the underwear kinda look)and keep casual and pretend like nothing is different, she will definately notice what your packin, and then leave to go home. You've planted the seed and believe me, you've probably done more than enough to start some rumors, girls talk and it won't be long before you're the topic of a bunch of conversations.

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Hook up with one of your girl friends friends, there is no way that she won't talk and then you started a rumor a different way, it won't fail. And your guy friends will find out, so don't try to bragg, just let it happen on its own. One day you'll be hanging out with your friends and someone will make an innuendo and next thing you know its common knowledge that you're hung.
 

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To be hounest, if I was your friend, I wouldn't want to know.

There really are some pieces of information which are just a bit too private to share with your friend - if you think it's an "awkward barrier" that they don't know, just wait until they do know. Thats one hell of a barrier.

And, as many people have asked - why should they know? Why do you want them to know? If it's just exhibitionism, just steer the conversation in that direction one day and pull it out. You'll get the attention you want, and maybe a free holiday in prison too.
 

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Another crazy comes out of the woodwork. Why on earth would you feel the urge or the need for your friends to find out how big your cock is? You talk about breaking an awkward barrier but what barrier for Gawd's sake? It's not what most other people feel the urge to do with their mates. You seem to think that it is something completely natural that we all go through.

Well it ain't.

I never felt the need to share my good luck in the genetics department with my mates for the sake of it. However, through the course of my years my friends have come to know i have a big dick through a number of ways....in the gym, the shower, swimming, women I've been out with who have big mouths..any number of ways.*It's not something I've purposely set out to accomplish.

Jeez, get a sandwich board with "I have a big cock" written on it and parade up and down your local high street if you like. EVERYONE will know then. Including the police who will be on your arse quicker than a fly on shit.

Were people this weird before the internet was invented?

Chris
 

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There's no real good reason for your friends (guy friends at least) to know.

My best friend and I never really told eachother our sizes, but I started dating a girl he used to date a long time ago. After we had sex she told all her close friends about my size and it spread around...eventually back to him. He was fine with me seeing her before, but his attitude changed once he found out what she said. Now he gets really defensive anytime I talk to a girl he likes or even a girl he's broken up with. We're still best friends and don't really it come betwee us, but it sucks I can't be as friendly with girls he knows as I used to. I'd rather he just not know.
 

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You could do what I did, not on purpose though. I got home one night from a drunken party at the bar. I went to email my friend (she is an ex, but still f**k buddies) a picture of myself. However it didnt end up going to her, it went to one of our mutual friends. They have the same first name and I being drunk as I was didnt double check who it went to. So after I sent it, I got the message "Your email has been successfully sent to..." and I was like oh shit. So right away I sent another email saying not to open it. I talked to the mutual friend a few days later and she brought it up saying how she didnt open it or anything. I dont really believe her, cuz if I got an email..I would open it for sure...lol. I wouldnt really care if she did, but things seemed a little awkward. So just be prepared for maybe a little awkwardness.
 

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Just don't show it to them unless they say they want to see it. If one of my friends came up to me and pulled his dick out like "Hey look at this!" I would be likt wtf.
 

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What I do, I just don't wear underwear. With my night uniform, I tuck my tuxedo shirt in my dress pants. I show like hell! I get so many stares when I walk, especially when I carry trays! My co-workers, Matrie'D and passengers pop glances. Most of them don't hide it either. Last night, a few of my co-workers (30 yr old and up) were talking about needing a sushi-knife to curcumsize me.
 

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I got the message "Your email has been successfully sent to..." and I was like oh shit. So right away I sent another email saying not to open it. I talked to the mutual friend a few days later and she brought it up saying how she didnt open it or anything. I dont really believe her, cuz if I got an email..I would open it for sure...lol.

I'm glad that you warned her in time Lomack.

What a shock that would have been.:eek:
 

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I never felt the need to share my good luck in the genetics department with my mates for the sake of it. However, through the course of my years my friends have come to know i have a big dick through a number of ways....in the gym, the shower, swimming, women I've been out with who have big mouths..any number of ways.*It's not something I've purposely set out to accomplish.
Chris

What Chris said exactly! You won't have any control over the spreading of the info, it'll just happen and there will be people that find out that at some point you really didn't want them to know. Biggunlover