How to get off in Iraq & Afghanistan

[RubberHarley]

When I was in the Marine Corps (3rd FAG, 3rd Marines) we would jack off all the time. It was no big deal as we all knew it was just a release of tension. Many were married and used to sex all the time. I remember one guy would have his wife write him about how he was going to fuck her when he got back. Man, we really jacked off after reading that.

 

[B_jeepguy2]

Ok well I just saw this thread and had to comment. First off a little background.
I was with 3rd battalion 7th marines(3/7) Lima company. I served two tours in Iraq both in the same city or Ar Ramadi Iraq. One of the largest cities in the whole damn country. We used an old police station for our base the first tour. Second tour it was an old hotel. I was an 0331, infantry machine gunner for those who don't know, and was foot mobile my first tour and was in vehicles my second tour.

Now as far as jerking off was concerned lol. Its called a "whack shack" Since we all had to sleep about 6 to a room in the old iraqi buildings(basically 12X12 feet with six guys and all their gear) We had bunk beds. Well if you were on top rack you hung your pancho liner form the cieling to cover up your space, and if you was on bottom rack you tucked it under the thin matress of the person above you. Private and comfortable. Trust me though everyone knew when the other person was doing it, for one the rack would shake and number two we would have competitions on who could finish first lol. Hell we kept count on how many times each person jerked it. I came in dead last with 97 times over nine months lol. The winner had around 340 or something like that.

As far as getting laid, well you had to be a POG (personel other than grunt) or in the army to be on a COED post. Us grunts just had hands and a bottle of lube, although when i spent a week in camp Ramadi there was a cute little E-3 in the Navy i hooked up with, but that story isnt for here lol.

Take care fellas!
Formerly known as CPL Loomis

I am surprised you dudes didn't start taking turns fucking each other. LOL

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

That's what army socks are for

 

[ali_s_91]

well i'm Iraqi and I tried once to get laid with an american soldier but i didn't work out , he was afraid that's he'd be busted so.... i think u can go online for the yahoo chat rooms and good luck bro

 

[B_AZBiGuy]

I once ran into an Army guy in Iraq online on yahoo chat. I watched him on cam as he jacked off and gave him all the encouragement I could... It was the least I can do for his service.

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

I once ran into an Army guy in Iraq online on yahoo chat. I watched him on cam as he jacked off and gave him all the encouragement I could... It was the least I can do for his service.

Bless your heart! Thanks for supporting our troops!

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

Ha no they didnt provide lube, but they did allow plenty of packages to go unchecked lol. Anyways thanks for the comments again and yeah we are worried of incoming. There was a friend of mine who was known as "the hammer" lets jsut say it wasnt cause how hard he punch people. lol

But yeha you heard him cum and it usually hit the pancho liner for added effect. Either way as far as the 97 in 9 months, yeah i had tons of porn and shit but it took me a half hour to get off usually(yeah a LONG time it takes for me to cum form sex) so i didnt feel like takign that kind of time lol.

The ponchos are used for more than just a whack shack, no? I mean, wasn't he then walking around with "pecker tracks" on it?

 

[dmonkey]

A friend of mine is a colonel in the british army. He tells me everyone is at it when on deployment. helping each other out and even some penetration going on.

 

[horneyoldguy]

Interesting thread - I want to thak all you vets for what you are doing for us. Too bad we are not more like Sparta in Ancient Greece.

 

[Arkady]

Normally I just jerk off in the bathroom, guess we'll see where next time I go.

 

[chadstallion]

dont mean to hijack this thread but anyone have experience with men in submarines? the navy? In the really confined space of a sub, underwater for months at a time, there must be something going on down there, too.

 

[arkfarmbear]

Interesting thread - I want to thak all you vets for what you are doing for us. Too bad we are not more like Sparta in Ancient Greece.

I think I've heard that the secret of Alexander The Great's success is that his troops had fellow troops as their partners/lovers.

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

dont mean to hijack this thread but anyone have experience with men in submarines? the navy? In the really confined space of a sub, underwater for months at a time, there must be something going on down there, too.

You know I love you Chad, so I will allow you just this one

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[azladd]

ChadStallion, in the Navy its very common to catch people jerking off especially on deployment.Whether its in the rack or on deck at night if you have duty- there are alot of compartments on a ship where one can go and relieve himself. Some guys sleep nude, some sleep in their underwear. Most have wood when waking or or when talking out their spouses. Its very common and not much is thought about it. They used to show porn on the ship during the 6 month deployments but that all changed when women came aboard. I guy has to be very careful now for the issue of sexual harassment. However, just as there is alot of j/o, there's alot of fucking going on between the sexes now.

 

[hungcuriousnc]

I had a coworker who was on a ship and he told me that he'd jack off in the shower. He said that they had the water saving head that you'd have to turn off to lather up and only use water when necessary.... Well, this one guy was in there lathering up and jacking off when the ship rocked and he was thrown out of the shower with his dick in hand. LOL

He said the guy looked up and said, "What?!" and kept jerkin off as he got back in the shower. LOL

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

I had a coworker who was on a ship and he told me that he'd jack off in the shower. He said that they had the water saving head that you'd have to turn off to lather up and only use water when necessary.... Well, this one guy was in there lathering up and jacking off when the ship rocked and he was thrown out of the shower with his dick in hand. LOL

He said the guy looked up and said, "What?!" and kept jerkin off as he got back in the shower. LOL

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[B_aNMpumpCOACH]

we TANK you NM here near KAFB , not HERONIMO but show them