How To Get Paid Leave From Work

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  1. jakeatolla

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    I urgently needed a few days off work,
    But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
    I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy"
    Then he would tell me to take a few days off.
    So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
    My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
    I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,
    So, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.
    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
    "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"
    I told him I was a light bulb.
    He said, "You are clearly stressed out."
    Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
    I jumped down and walked out of the office...
    When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
    "...And where do you think you're going?!"

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    She said,
    "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!
     
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    Oh gosh lol!
     
  3. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    hehehehe thanks I needed a laugh.
     
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    I dunno who's dimmer, me for looking at that moldy oldie, or the blonde at the end.
     
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