How to get the word out about being hung at work without being creepy?

I am tired of some guys (ok, the African American guys) getting all the attention from the girls at my work. Somehow they don't mind bragging about their endowment and it never seems creepy. I probably am packing as much as them down there as them, maybe more at 8x6.5 but I am guessing because I am an an otherwise average sized white guy (other than my size 14 feet) and a bit older in my mid 30's girls don't think that I might be hung. How can I let the word out without being wierd or creepy?

 

Fuck one of them.
Garg MAn

 

Post-work office bar crawl. Then one of these Urban Dictionary: cock off

 

Work out at the same gym that your male co-workers go to and they'll see it in the locker room.

 

Those women give attention to black men (as they do where I work) not because they believe those men to be well-hung. It's simply that they are racist. In other words, even if they KNEW you had a bigger package, they would still prefer the black men.

 

You know, overdose of porn leads some guys and girls to believe any black man MUST be huge.

Black and white men have big and small dicks.

Black men haven't bigger dicks than white men.

You can tell this to those girls but I'm sure they rather believe their porn-like fantasies about "black is big".

 

there is no way to out your massive prong at the office without being creepy. in fact the impulse to let everyone know you're packing much "other white meat" is creepy.

unless you work in porn... then it's completely acceptable to leave a few 8 x 10 glossies pinned to the office bulletin board.

 

Guess I wasn't clear enough. I don't just want to whip it out and I don't care what the guys think. I want to try a sly way of getting the word out. Also, what is creepy about wanting attention from the opposite sex?

 

"and im freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!


freeeee baaaaaaaallliiiinnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

one happy hour i went out with a group from work, many of them girls. after a few drinks there was some crotch grabbing at the table. and voila. the word is out.

 

The ones bragging at work ARE creepy. It's very uncouth to speak about your sexual organs in the workplace imo.

No, I suggest wearing more tight trousers and saying nothing.

 

It is creepy to think that any one woman at your place of business
wants to know what is in your pants.
Why would you be so desperate to compete with these other men?
Also why focus on the fact that they are black and not just men?
Modest123 also seems to have a "problem" with women who like black men.
I'm sure the women hate white guys right Modest?
You obviously believe that it has something to do with why
you feel like you have to show off.
There surely are plenty of women in the town where you reside.
Is it really worth losing a job over if one of them finds your actions offensive?
C.B.:saevil:

 

If you got it, they will come. it's not creepy, just a little lack of self confidence for a hung guy. eventually, they will either notice or find out...
Garg MAn

 

Wear boxers and let the trouser snake dangle down your thigh. As soon as you mention it she'll be like "Yeah right" and classify you as desperate.

 

I have a "problem" with racism - and there's a lot of it out there. The powers that be are promoting black men for one reason or another. They are NOT promoting white men to black women; only black men to white woman. This should be obvious to anyone not living in a cave.

 

True story: A girl I work with and I went out for lunch one day and was bemoaning the fact that her boyfriend was a jerk. I asked why she didn't leave him and she blushed and said because of the sex.

"He's hung, isn't he?", is all I asked. That's all it took to let loose a torrent of admissions for how she LOVES thick cocks. She called him pornstar quality cock. She went on and on about her past guys. How small some of them were, how big the jerks were. I asked how big this guy is, she blushed, shrugged, and just got awkward. I dropped the subject and moved on.

A few weeks later we went out to lunch again and I told her to spread her hands around my "thumbs up" hand sign (7"). I asked her if that was short or long. She said "average". Then she stopped, and said, "No, that would be hung". Then I asked her to take out a dollar bill and loop it end to end (6"). I asked how she'd rate that for girth. She said "Pornstar quality!"

"Is that you?" She asked.

"Yup"

Blushing, she replied, "Your wife's lucky!"

"Thanks!"

So, based on normal office talk, this rates super high in the creepy factor. For that conversation though, she was actually happy we had that talk. We've been good friends since.

 

I don't think there is a way you can get the word out at work about being hung without being along the lines of creepy. Why would you want people to know about it? It isn't going to get you a bigger paycheck. Plus, your boss could have a peanut and make your life hell out of jealousy. Stranger things have happened.

 

Why do you want to publicize your penis again? I'm sorry, I just need to head back to square one. You are aware that isn't professional and if anything you can fired, right? Better those foolhearty black people than you.

 

Or your boss could be a fat, old, bald gay guy - who then demands sex from you to keep your job!

 

Have had a friend working in the same company I was working (she started there first, after a few years of not seeing her. (Someone answered her cell, told me to go fuck myself, and NEVER call again... I thought it was her. Hadn't seen her in ages).

Anyways, at the christmas party... people were drunk (and, damnit, I only had 2 drinks the whole evening). She was joking around, and grabbed at what she thought was my wallet in my pocket.
All I can say is I NEVER seen her blush so bad... She HAD known I was endowed, and had been spreading the info around at work. (was quite inappropriate, esp the way she was going about it)
She'd later asked HOW big... told her to pass me her arm, and showed a position on her wrist for the thickness. She seemed blown away. (Then again, she thought I was a foot long. Umm, not quite close to that)