How to get the word out about being hung at work without being creepy?

[EkiMane]

I'm sensing a lot of male insecurity here. Fist off those people at your work are just ignorant. They are men and women who choose to cling to useless and overused stereotypes and myths. Black men, as well as women, have been oversexualized in American culture for hundreds of years. Not much we can do to change that fact but we can choose to move on and live in reality, here and now.
That being said, you really shouldn't involve yourself in pointless competition, especially at work. Women know when you are trying to prove yourself to them and it comes off as very insecure since you are seeking validation from them. It is not attractive, and it only works on the most shallow or naive women, trust me.
Bottom line is, your real issue involves you and not any of the people you work with.
Oh and the women you work with are not worth your time. From experience, the women who truly play into the myths about black guys usually turn out to be the trashiest. The black men who use the myths to their advantage are insecure and/or have low self-esteem.

 

[fizzyjizz]

I am tired of some guys (ok, the African American guys) getting all the attention from the girls at my work. Somehow they don't mind bragging about their endowment and it never seems creepy. I probably am packing as much as them down there as them, maybe more at 8x6.5 but I am guessing because I am an an otherwise average sized white guy (other than my size 14 feet) and a bit older in my mid 30's girls don't think that I might be hung. How can I let the word out without being wierd or creepy?

Could this be the start of a mid-life crisis? They probably don't flirt with you because you are getting pretty old.

Also, most of those black guys who brag about their cocks are full of shit. There is a lot of pressure on black men to be well hung, and most are not.

 

[the_reverend]

sounds like you just work in a really skeezy office, regardless of racial issues...guys bragging about their cocks, women wanting to know about it. in that case, you're already surrounded by creepy people. just insert yourself into one of those conversations and when one of the guys says "i'm hung," you say "you too? awesome! we should start a book club!" then high five him and go back to freaking work already!

 

[she_luv_an_asian]

like the second poster said, "fuck one of them" and make sure you show her a good time.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

like the second poster said, "fuck one of them" and make sure you show her a good time.

Hey genius, thats WHAT HES TRYING TO DO!

 

[Principessa]

I am tired of some guys (ok, the African American guys) getting all the attention from the girls at my work.

Maybe they are just cuter or nicer than you are. There has long been a myth that all black people are naturally cool and have rhythm. :lmao:

Somehow they don't mind bragging about their endowment and it never seems creepy.

Uhm yeah, that is creepy. I don't care what color you are, or where you work. If you don't get why discussing or flaunting the size of your penis in the workplace is inappropriate and dead wrong you have bigger issues than being single.

I probably am packing as much as them down there as them, maybe more at 8x6.5 but I am guessing because I am an an otherwise average sized white guy (other than my size 14 feet) and a bit older in my mid 30's girls don't think that I might be hung.

Or maybe because you are a self-described average, middle-aged, white guy they find you uninteresting. :frown1:

How can I let the word out without being wierd or creepy?

You can't, it's impossible. If there is a woman in the office that you are interested in, try asking her to lunch or out for coffee or a drink after work. If all you want is to fuck hire a hooker or go to www.AFF.com

Work out at the same gym that your male co-workers go to and they'll see it in the locker room.

I don't think he cares what the guys think, as he is straight. :biggrin1:

]Those women give attention to black men (as they do where I work) not because they believe those men to be well-hung. It's simply that they are racist. In other words, even if they KNEW you had a bigger package, they would still prefer the black men.[/B]

:261: How are they racist? Maybe some of them just prefer the exoticness of dating outside their own race. :yup: Maybe the OP is the office psycho but he doesn't know it. Or maybe he is just ugly.

Guess I wasn't clear enough. I don't just want to whip it out and I don't care what the guys think. I want to try a sly way of getting the word out. Also, what is creepy about wanting attention from the opposite sex?

That's the underlying theme of George Sodini's blog. Remember him? Two weeks ago he killed a bunch of women in a gym in Pittsburgh, because he hadn't had a date in 19 years. :angryfire2:

I don't think there is a way you can get the word out at work about being hung without being along the lines of creepy. Why would you want people to know about it? It isn't going to get you a bigger paycheck. Plus, your boss could have a peanut and make your life hell out of jealousy. Stranger things have happened.

QFT!!

 

[modest123]

So white guys are boring and wanting attention from the opposite sex equates you with a mass killer... "interesting" perspectives you've got there.

Maybe they are just cuter or nicer than you are. There has long been a myth that all black people are naturally cool and have rhythm. :lmao:
Uhm yeah, that is creepy. I don't care what color you are, or where you work. If you don't get why discussing or flaunting the size of your penis in the workplace is inappropriate and dead wrong you have bigger issues than being single.

Or maybe because you are a self-described average, middle-aged, white guy they find you uninteresting. :frown1:

You can't, it's impossible. If there is a woman in the office that you are interested in, try asking her to lunch or out for coffee or a drink after work. If all you want is to fuck hire a hooker or go to www.AFF.com

I don't think he cares what the guys think, as he is straight. :biggrin1:

:261: How are they racist? Maybe some of them just prefer the exoticness of dating outside their own race. :yup: Maybe the OP is the office psycho but he doesn't know it. Or maybe he is just ugly.

That's the underlying theme of George Sodini's blog. Remember him? Two weeks ago he killed a bunch of women in a gym in Pittsburgh, because he hadn't had a date in 19 years. :angryfire2:

QFT!!

 

[Principessa]

So white guys are boring and wanting attention from the opposite sex equates you with a mass killer... "interesting" perspectives you've got there.

I didn't say all white guys were boring. :duh: Oh please, dial it back a notch dude. I'm not a racist my bf is white.

Well when black guys start going 19 years without a date or sex and then start shooting random women in public places I'll equate them with being mass killers. Ditto Mexicans, Asians, Native Americans, etc.

 

[the_reverend]

so, which is creepier in the workplace...flaunting your penis size or racist paranoid delusions? lol!

 

[Draconis71]

sounds like you just work in a really skeezy office, regardless of racial issues...guys bragging about their cocks, women wanting to know about it. in that case, you're already surrounded by creepy people. just insert yourself into one of those conversations and when one of the guys says "i'm hung," you say "you too? awesome! we should start a book club!" then high five him and go back to freaking work already!

Hmmm, high-5 club? Woulda thought more of a low-8 club myself...:biggrin1:

 

[joeweekend]

You can't mention the size of your cock at the office without being creepy. Or getting fired for sexual harassment.

Passive advertising is the strategy. Bed one of those girls, and let her gossip. Let the guys find out at the gym, or in the men's room. Or let the guys find out about your LPSG account (but not by using it at work!). And let others spread the message.

 

[modest123]

Oh how you generalize. That murderer just happened to be white. He could have been of any race. A black man shot up a train a few years ago, specifically targeting non-blacks. So, according to you, it's alright to equate black men with train shooters. An Asian man chopped off a guy's head on a bus and started eating him. According to you, it's alright to equate Asians with cannibals who behead people on buses.

Well when black guys start going 19 years without a date or sex and then start shooting random women in public places I'll equate them with being mass killers. Ditto Mexicans, Asians, Native Americans, etc.

 

[mitchymo]

I am tired of some guys (ok, the African American guys) getting all the attention from the girls at my work. Somehow they don't mind bragging about their endowment and it never seems creepy. I probably am packing as much as them down there as them, maybe more at 8x6.5 but I am guessing because I am an an otherwise average sized white guy (other than my size 14 feet) and a bit older in my mid 30's girls don't think that I might be hung. How can I let the word out without being wierd or creepy?

Really why would you want to? Is it purely so you have the ladies attention like these black guys do? Why would you want the attention of women who are tripping over their tongues for a big dick, are they the type you want? If i were you i would keep the size as secret until some woman comes along that gets a real surprise instead of getting involved with someone who has probably seen so many in the chase for 'mr big' that they are regulars at the local STD clinic.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I just don't get it. It's been very clearly discussed on this site before. You don't mess around at work. It's called defecating on your dinner plate. In layman's terms, "You don't shit where you eat.".

 

[teasedsilly]

I think women generally are more attracted to personality than dick size, so even if you advertise in a subtle way it's not likely to overcome their disinterest in you now. There may be a problem with your approach or you're just going after the wrong crowd. For example, I think most people aren't looking for a relationship with coworkers.

 

[Mule]

To the intelligent woman, a quietly confident man is sufficient advertising.

 

[D_Fulbert Ashplant Babbage]

there is no way to out your massive prong at the office without being creepy. in fact the impulse to let everyone know you're packing much "other white meat" is creepy.

unless you work in porn... then it's completely acceptable to leave a few 8 x 10 glossies pinned to the office bulletin board.

My first LOL of the day. :biggrin1:

P

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

And who is to say she is going to tell everyone at work just because you have a big cock? I know i wouldnt and i know many others that would keep that information to herself. So once you go through all the effort of trying to get laid by "that girl" she might keep her sexual adventures to herself (like most adults do) and then she might not even be impressed because she might be one of those girls who has had bigger.

There's always someone larger than you out there- you never know if the girls you are sleeping with have fucked that guy.

 

[helgaleena]

Oh forget all the shitting on your dinner plate and wear tighter pants if you are serious about advertising yourself. Wear them everywhere, not just at work. You will be doing the rest of us a kindness.

 

[Yorkie]

I just don't get it. It's been very clearly discussed on this site before. You don't mess around at work. It's called defecating on your dinner plate. In layman's terms, "You don't shit where you eat.".

He started this IDENTICAL thread :

http://www.lpsg.org/37014-how-do-i-let-girls.html

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