How to handle a cocky guy

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Hey guys,

So i just started seeing the first guy with a cock bigger than mine. We're both 7.5" but he is really girthy, I have Never had penis issues. I love my cock, my his is pretty much perfection and I think I let on his much I like it too quick. Is there anything I can do to bring down to earth a little bit I hate hearing shit about how he's bigger
 

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You could try "the woman":

Tell him that you've had one bf who was really long and made his look short.

Another bf that was really thick and made his look thin.

And then a third guy who was at least 13x9+ (and you know for sure because it was in college and your sister's cousin's mother's daughter's daughter measured and verified him several times), but you wouldn't want to have sex with that guy again, you don't remember his name, you got no pictures, you lost his phone number, and you have no idea where he lives now.

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I think that should work pretty well, seeing as how millions of people have that exact same story and they all think it's a good way to keep someone's ego (who they "supposedly" like) in check. :wink:
 
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Wow maybe we should change you to douch bag support group. First of all im typing on an iPhone. Second of all weeks ago?? Last I checked it was 9 months ago ass hole and he was my first boyfriend. And for the record we aren't together at this moment but are still very close. Wow , thanks for being so nice guys great community we have here
 

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7"24;4248098 said:
Hey guys,

So i just started seeing the first guy with a cock bigger than mine. We're both 7.5" but he is really girthy, I have Never had penis issues. I love my cock, my his is pretty much perfection and I think I let on his much I like it too quick. Is there anything I can do to bring down to earth a little bit I hate hearing shit about how he's bigger

Then, tell him that.

It sounds as if the problem is not on your side of the equation. If he's being that much of a jerk about it, call him out! Make it known that him belittling you is not an acceptable way for him to behave...and if he doesn't behave better, you'll terminate the relationship.

I don't see the problem.

Remember, relationships have to work for *both* of the people involved. And, if they don't, they're not healthy relationships.

P.S. Another alternative would be to turn the tables, and make him feel bad that he's so big he's practically deformed, nothing more than a circus freak. But it doesn't sound like you have the skills, yet, to bring that one to fruition.
 

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Like redneckgymrat said: Tell him it bothers you.

Who lords the size of their cock over someone else? An insecure person, that's who. "Oh, look at this! My dick's bigger than yours! I may think I'm inferior to you in all these other ways, but at least my dick's bigger than yours! Remember how my dick's bigger than yours?"

Tell him he's talking like a douche, that the difference of a few centimetres doesn't make much difference at all, but acting the way he is might just end up costing him a relationship.

And, dude, I say this from the most compassionate place I can: While I think people jumped on you much too harshly for your composition, proof-reading a post does help to engender compassion from others, whereas something with a lot of grammatical errors is hard to read and encourages internet snark. That's regardless of how well-meaning and honest you are.

As always, I wish you the best.
 
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Just say..."Yeah, yeah. yeah, heard it all before, how about something original"
 

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Well, firstly, I'm happy for you that you were able to move on and find someone else. :)

How long have you guys been dating? If he cares enough about your feelings, I'd do like what the others say, tell him you don't like hearing it, hahaha! Plain and simple.

or show him pics of bigger dicks and say "you're not bigger than this guy"...lol!
 

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Thank all of you for your mature, and awesome responses. He's a good guy just a little cocky I think I have some ammo now. Thank you all again!
 

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Okay, here you go:

1. Deceitfully drug him
2. Fluff his manhood while he's asleep/in the coma so it's pretty rigid
3. Take a very sharp knife or scalpel and carefully cut a 1 inch slice of his penis in the middle section
4. Use ducktape (not glue, or he'll never feed you his manjuice again) to fix his previously severed parts together (minus the slice ofc)
5. ???
6. Profit!

he wont even notice