Pls help me - i just started school and can't afford to lose my job. I've never had a problem w/ my junk showing cause i always wear extra baggy pants. But, I'm now working at a family restaurant and a couple of parents have complained claiming that I'm a pervert cause i'm forced to wear tight light khaki pants that make my flacid penis look like a huge snake down my left leg - I've tried all sorts of tight underwear and atheltic cups but none work for me cause a couple of minutes later it winds up going down my left leg looking like a thick long snake going down my pants - some of these parents have acciused me of being a pervert for having a "stiffy" when it's NOT the case - just my natural long fat flaccid size. pls help me figure this out - I'm already wearing two sizes above my normal size pants but my junk still shows. I'm already on probation and really need this job - what can i do? is there some web site that can show me some specific underwear and how to place my junk so it doesnt show??? I've already tried putting it between and under my legs - problem is that it starts ok but later winds up down my leg again. i'm not joking - pls help i'm sure others have had this problem happen before.