i get embarrassingly small sometimes at the wrong time, and other times can be very flaccid, relaxed, "hanging low". coming out of a swimming pool is a perfect example. most of the time, it is small(not due to cold water), and believe me if you are a decent looking guy, gals are checking you out when you come out of that pool. I have also noticed the ladies sly grins or smiles, if I come out of the pool with mr. floppy hanging large down there. wish it would just stay that way.
at Kmart one day, i was walking towards this lady down the long aisle across the back of the store. she smiled at me from a long way off, we got closer, her eyes darted fleeting glances from my face to my crotch as we got closer and closer. she was smiling ear to ear, and stepped over, stopped and introduced herself. I was polite. gave her my first name. she was not ugly, not pretty either. she told me I was very nice(crotch glance), she enjoyed it(crothc glance), and walked away. i was hanging low and large, having jelqed and screwed my wife that morning. I was also w/out underwear. that was a rare moment.