How to Live with a Huge Penis
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Amazon.com says there are 3 used copies available. I'm thinking I don't want those... the pages are probably stuck together. :tongue:
Sounds like something good for a few laughs. If that photo is of a copy in your hand, I hope that you will be providing us with a review.
From the description of the book:
Edited to add: I looked at the preview. The first chapter claims that all great men had great penises. It cites Napoleon Bonaparte as an example, and claims that the word "boner" derives from his surname. The book seems to have about 100 words per page. I don't think that anybody could make the joke interesting for 120 pages of normal-sized print anyway.
From the description of the book:
From the author bio:
I don't know which is more ridiculous -- the idea that the town of Somerville, Mass. (also known locally as "Slummerville") would have a university in it, the idea that the university would be named East Somerville University (as if there were several universities in the town), or the idea that somebody would have a doctorate, not in "economic psychology" (whatever that might be) but in Asian economic psychology (tryin' to figger out them inscrutable Asians!).
Edited to add: I looked at the preview. The first chapter claims that all great men had great penises. It cites Napoleon Bonaparte as an example, and claims that the word "boner" derives from his surname. The book seems to have about 100 words per page. I don't think that anybody could make the joke interesting for 120 pages of normal-sized print anyway.
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It's not my hand, no. :wink:
I would have thought 'boner' is more likely a modern slang catchword derived from people who used to think of the cock as having a bone, whereas the bonaparte idea just sounds like a clever pun.
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My favorite part on the Amazon site is where it says "People Who Have Purchased This Product Have Also Purchased..." -- Speed Racer on DVD. WTF? I don't know why, but that cracked me up! Did anyone notice the (alleged) authors of the book are Dr. Richard Jacob (pretty close to Dick Jack Off, don't you think?) and Owen Thomas (pretty close to "John Thomas"?)
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I heard Napoleon had a 1 inch penis and conquered Europe to overcome his anxiety about his manliness.
Unless the author has actually measured or photographed the penises of all great men, I find such claims laughable.
When I read that, I questioned it too. I heard he had a 2 incher. I guess you cant believe everything you read.
BTW, I found that book at Spencers in the mall right next to the book on poo. Basically a novelty shop.
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<lightheartedsarcasm>Oh, yeah. The Mormons'll REALLY dig that.
</lightheartedsarcasm>I will NEVER get rid of them then.
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Well, regarding the inside cover, maybe the author is being bit "generous", methinks.
But if I wrote something titled even "How to Live With a Larger-Than-Average Penis" I'd probably have written:
1. If it wants to stay up late at night, let it.
2. Don't let it drive home if it's had too many drinks.
3. Don't hog all the covers.
(Anyone care to add??)
But if I wrote something titled even "How to Live With a Larger-Than-Average Penis" I'd probably have written:
1. If it wants to stay up late at night, let it.
2. Don't let it drive home if it's had too many drinks.
3. Don't hog all the covers.
(Anyone care to add??)
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