"How to Live with a Huge Penis"

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LMFAO! the reviews are hilarious
this is my favourite so far


I anxiously awaited giving this gift to my best friend, herein referred to as "Walter," over a period of about 2 weeks while we traversed most of Maryland and some of Pennsylvania, and when at last I met his new girlfriend, presented it to him with an ebullient smile.

One week later, Walter messaged me via AIM and simply said, "You Suck."

Soon after, his relationship status on facebook changed to, "single."

Would totally buy again.
 

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The reviews are hilarious, as is the product description where they describe the syndrome of "Oversized Male Genitalia" or "OMG" for short. Have to give some credit on that initials there, :biggrin1:.

One of the reviews: "I like to read this book in public areas, such as coffee shops, at the mall, or wherever several women are present so that they may understand my pain, and perhaps provide consolation and comfort through conversation. No longer am i afraid to raise my pole up high and reach for the ceiling."
 

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