How to live with a huge porn-collection

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Imported, Dec 5, 2004.

  1. Imported

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    erospace: Hi, just wanted to hear other folks opnioins, and maybe give a good advice further.
    Ive been an avid porn collector for ca 14 years. But let me first make a point: Most porn is made by idiots with idiost, (or so it seems), andi have always found 90% of the porn I have bought an insult to my IQ.

    To deal with that, I early on bought myself another CPR- or VHS machine, and copied only what I liked from films, and then throw the originals away. The reasons for this (I am straight):

    1) I am NOT interested in a 10 sec shot of a lamp or a door when I am i a sexual arousment
    2) I am NOT interested in the face of a man nor hear his artificial roar when he comes
    3) I am NOT interested in a 30 seconds closeup of a prick and a cunt, it gives me nothing.
    4) Ron Jeremy......and more....

    Copying/editing did two main things:

    1) reducing the volume og my porn-collection dramatically (I dont have THAT big lockers in my bedroom)

    2)Making porn possible to see without haveing to get bulled by all the stupid actors shots I hated.

    But NOW, yet anothjer fantastic item has come: THE DVD-RECORDER! HALLELUUJAH!!!

    I bought myself a DVD-recorder november 2003, and used a couple of months to burn my VHS collection over to DVD. Now I burn from VHS over to DVD, had some problems with DVD-DVD.

    The result is beautiful, I have furhter reduced my porn collection from the volumious VHS tapes down to 50 4 hrs DVD, and do have them in small CD-holders. So now my entire 200 hours of "The best of" porn collection takes no more space than ca 3 VHS tapes!!!

    And the best is yet to come: When you burn these DVDs, each scene gets indexed on the info side when you starts the DVD, so you actually have thumbnailed all your favourite scenes!

    I recommend this way to deal with a large porn-colelction to everyone!

    Good luck!
     
  2. lacsap1

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    So what did you like then ? (as being straight)
    Only some female portfolio headshots ?
     
  3. Pecker

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    ero! Shame on you! Actually throwing away perfectly good VHS porn!

    You should have donated them to the Salvation Army or Goodwill!
     
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