How to make Fettuccine Alfredo

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  1. BUSTERHYMAN

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    did not work????
     
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    no clue if youre being serious or not, but i in fact love alfredo sauce, i can remember the easy recipe i use by heart

    1/2 stick of butter
    2-3 fresh chopped garlic cloves
    1 cup heavy cream
    1 1/2 - 2 cups good parmesan cheese , grated
    buy good parm , or it just wont taste good - i sometimes mix other cheese like fontinella


    melt butter.. simmer garlic for a min, add cream, wisk/stir a lot, get hot, then slowly add cheese stirring the whole time, stir for a couple mins, done.
     
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    ive been informed it was a joke that must have went over my head

    youre more than welcome to try my alfredo sauce though :D
     
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    I don't get the joke either, but thanks for the recipe, sounds delicious.
     
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    Are you really on a big cock website asking how to make pasta? Just making sure before I rant about how fucking stupid it is. But I wanna be sure first.
     
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    Remember to make your own pasta... It's so simple, and tastes so much better than the crap from the supermarket...
     
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    id like to try this out some time

    my local supermarket does sell fresh pasta sometimes, in the refirdgerated section, but its still obviously not as fresh as mixing the eggs and flour and stuff on your own counter at home, but even so, its 10x better than the fried crap in boxes.
     
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    Don't forget the white pepper
     
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    Try it. It takes 5 minutes to mix together. Put it in the frigde for half an hour, and roll it as out as thin as possible (takes 5-10 minutes)... Cut it, boil it, eat it...
     
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    Uncut, that's basically my recipe also.

    We should get together and make "pasta" together :wink:
     
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    will definitely give it a shot sometime soon

    and i meant dried, not fried :rolleyes:
     
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    sounds good, ill bring a fresh apple pie as well.
    you bring the booze :wink:
     
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