How to Measure

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    How is the right way to measure the size of your cock???:confused:
     
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    There is no right way. However, most people measure along the top. Measuring along the bottom means having to end somewhere and the only constant is the anus. If everyone did that, we'd all have monster dicks.

    Place the end of the tape at the base of your penis and measure to the tip of your glans. Of course if you're fat and have a lot of it at the base of your penis, it brings into question how far back you should bring the tape. All the way to the pubic bone, or????
     
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    The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
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    My preferred method:

    1.) Find attractive sexual partner
    2.) Achieve a raging hard-on in the presence of said hottie
    3.) Insert hard dick into favorite orifice of your partner
    4.) Thrust repeatedly.
    5.) If hottie squeals in delight, you're big enough.
    6.) Repeat often.
     
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    This post gets four stars.
     
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    The fifth star only cums if you are said hottie, Spladle.
     
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    I knew that the tape has to placed at the side of the penis, from the groin to the glans.
     
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    I found the hottie but I prefer him to do the measure in me.
     
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    Also an acceptable alternative. We call it plan "B", whereas the method I posted above was plan "T". Be sure to squeal, moan, chatter incoherently in delight for him!
     
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