How to meet girls with Huge Boobs?

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OP: So you want to meet girls/women of a certain physical type? How old are you? If you're early 20s or younger, you might need to date some more modestly endowed ladies to get some male/female conversational and entertaining experience.

THEN go where the busty ones are more easily spotted. Beaches, co-ed health clubs, etc. where more form-fitting and/or revealing attire is normal.

Be bold. Talk to every candidate. Politely ask about her life and interests, and show "sincere" interest. Only talk about yourself when she inquires, that's when you know you've got a chance.

Exchange 'phone numbers, emails, whatever. Don't contact her more than once a week apart from your gym, club, class, whatever. But in those contacts concentrate on a few topics that set you apart as an interesting man. Find out her interests, research and make them at least half of your topics with her. Be a great listener.

Do not stare at, talk about or talk to her breasts. Compliment her on everything but "them". Many stacked girls expect attention to that attribute, but once again be different. It can drive them crazy in a good way.

Don't be discouraged by the slow, occasional meetings, gentlemanly dates and conversations. There's no reason you can't have two or three "in development" at different stages at the same time! Just try to have them in different neighborhoods or towns.

You will find yourself being perceived as a mature male, and a very special one, a candidate for romance and a life together. Eventually some will THROW themselves at you. If you are a good lover, some will pass the word and you will be contacted by other women looking for a good time, with few or no strings attached. Take your pick.

I had many beautiful, large-breasted playmates from high school on. Finally married the most beautiful, smartest and hardest working one, who went from a full C to DD upon having kids. The rest of her body actually got slimmer and shapelier with each one. Always look at her mother for a clue to how she will morph as she ages.

The kind of relaxed confidence that comes from that kind of relationship shows, and other ladies have thrown themselves at me through the years. I've "caught" a select few of the well-built ones. Shhh!
 
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it's so much easier to convince yourself we don't like you because you're poor than it is to just admit to yourself that it's because you're incredibly unlikeable. :smile:
 
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Be bold. Talk to every candidate. Politely ask about her life and interests, and show "sincere" interest. Only talk about yourself when she inquires, that's when you know you've got a chance.

Wow. I don't even... I'm glad I know there are some genuine and awesome guys because some of the examples of men on LPSG disgust me.

:asshole:
 

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AtYourCervix:

You didn't mention if the woman had to be intelligent. Intelligent, ample breasted women are in this thread willing to give you advice but you are too dumbass to figure it out. Straight from the horses mouth and you still deny facts about why you might be unsuccessful. We intelligent large breasted women who don't care so much about monetary things are just unable to dumb ourselves down enough to put up with your stupidity regardless what kind of car you drive. Stick with the unintelligent ones that have the deer in the headlights look in their eyes. You could pull up in a Bentley and I'd still turn you down simply because of how you act. Your car doesn't make up for that in the least.
 

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*Magics up a tub of non-mango vegan jello*....

come and let me rub hello into your boobies.

It's been too long since we had a non mango vegan jello romp.


I'm in *WhooHoo* it has been WAY to long since our last round of jello and yes def non-mango :wink:
 

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I gotta chime in, perhaps against my better judgement. We're humans. We have brains. At least you have the luxury of a taste that exhibits itself externally. I'm literally TERRIFIED to have one-night stands for fear that the dude's going to gave a baby dick. Thusly, I say: seize the motherfucking day. Just go for it. TALK TO US.
 

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*hugs for Mr. Guy's bestie and her new breasties* hope y'all three are together for a very long time *smooch*
*hugs for Mr. Guy for being Mr. Guy*
Thanks Mick! No worries, she's doing great. We've been besties for... 17 years now (since we were kids really), so it's been a ride. :smile:

Well, I used to be a thin fit girl with big boobs. Now I'm an older chubby chick with big boobs. If you find one, chances are you're just gonna have to keep trading her in. :rolleyes:

I'm going to go with find a flat girl and buy her some, or cruise the cancer wards.

@ Another love message to Mr. G-Jin! :hug:
<3

But you know what, now the whole car idea makes sense. Whenever he has to trade in his car, he can trade in his big titted girlfriend for a new model too! Who knew he had such foresight?


I luv you, (insert bugs bunny voice over) You realize this of course!!! lmao :wink:

Now, I had no idea that big breasted women were often hunted. I know big game hunting costs money, but big breasted women hunting? Not sure breast size has anything at all to do with a woman's view of men. I was thinking you should try something original, maybe go out, meet people and see if one of them happens to be well endowed. Watch out for push up bras though. :wink: they turn a size AA into a size D. :eek:
Nah, see, what you do is just use a net with holes big enough only for women with small breasts to fit through. If you catch any fatties, you throw them back. That or use a grenade! These are all wonderful ideas.
 

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From Beavis and butthead:

Butt-head: Whoa! I Thank My Woman!
Beavis:No. She must have been drinking milk, because she's getting bigger, see?
Butt-head: Yeah. And her boobs got bigger too.
Beavis: Whoa, hey, that just gave me an idea! You know what would be cool, is if they could make me big, then shrink me again, but keep my wiener the same size! That would rule, because then I'd have this gigantic schlong!
Butt-head: Uhh, yeah. But, like, if they could really do that, then you could just have them just make your wiener bigger.
Beavis: No no, Butt-head. I'm saying they make me bigger, see then because my wiener would get bigger, then shrink me, and keep my wiener the same size.
Butt-head: Dammit Beavis! What are you talking about? Who are "they?" And who cares anyway? Just shut up!
Beavis: Well...I thought it was a pretty good idea.
 

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I am laughing my butt off at this whole thread! We like money, are very selective and in the minority? I can't stand it!

The very selective part has me rolling! You think we can pick and choose from our hundreds of thousands admirers?

Let me say this, in high school I hardly dated. Why? Because guys didn't talk to me. Period. I've come to realize they either thought I was in a relationship or wouldn't be interested in them. I married the first boy that went out with me for more than two weeks. Seriously! And it ended horribly.

But for a long time I thought that I was undatable and doomed to be a nun. I took it quite personally and figured that the size of my breasts was a total turn off. And if you think that sounds stupid then you have no idea what goes on in the mind of an insecure high school girl.

TALK TO HER!!!! DAMMIT!!! But please talk to her face. If we get one whiff that you're after the boobs it's all over and that means permanently.

I've already told my husband that if he married me for my boobs then he'll have to go rummaging through the hospital's trash bin. I was a G cup when we married and now I'm a very happy D.

It appears he was looking for someone with money, and he's very selective himself. And he was definitely in the minority!