How to Paint my Dildo?

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  1. vanessa_c

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    I've got my favourite 8.5" dildo which I'm fondly attached.

    However, the color sometimes kills it for me. It's bright pink, and I'd wish it were a more realistic color like dark brown.

    What type of paint would you guys suggest? It's a petroleum jelly dildo.
     
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    I don't think any paint will stay on. And when (notice I didn't say 'if') the paint starts to flake off, it won't be at all nice to have in your pussy. And that's in addition to the possible toxicity of the paint. So I suggest you give your pink dildo to a friend who doesn't mind the colour and go buy yourself a new one.
     
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    Paint would prob damage it

    Maybe a Dye or Indelible Ink ?



    Yeah - Buy a New One
     
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    Use a black condom on it.
     
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    you are special.
    soooooo special.
     
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    don't paint it, use a cock, there are lots around happy to be used
     
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    I agree that paint won't stick
    I'm not sure dye would either to be honest
    I must say I've never had this particular problem
     
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    Why paint it? Just buy one in the colour you want.
     
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    Maybe it's just me but...

    Why exactly does the color matter so much? I can only speak for myself, but I don't have eyes inside my cunt, and when used "externally" I generally have better things to be doing that inspecting what I'm up to!
     
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    Perhaps the dildo is a talking point at parties, in the OP's house. :wink:
     
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    Just buy a new one. Avoid any potential risks with paint or dyes that weren't designed for that propose! Lol
     
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    I'm seeing pink dildo coffee table displays... What color curtains do you think one should have with that?
     
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    Well, dark colours like brown, grey and black go well with pink. But, perhaps that wouldn't go with the rest of the room. Perhaps a nice pale green or cream would be nice. :tongue: (I used to watch Changing Rooms, but can't remember the dildo special.)
     
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    Fuck it, paint it luminous glow-in-the-dark green, you'll never lose it then.
     
  16. Kotchanski

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    I think I saw that one, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen did some funky zebra print and red I believe!
     
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    Do you often lose dildos Hilaire? Dare I ask how?! :eek:
     
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    Oh, there was ALWAYS heavy use of zebra-print. I remember him stapling zebra-cushions to the wall in one episode.
     
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    No where near as bad as the episode where he used those glass blocks they use in public toilets to build a wall in the middle of a living room... I'm not sure what was worse, that he did it, or that they loved it!
     
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    I remember a black bathroom. Completely black. I blame Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen for the drop in the property market. How can you re-sell a house with a black bathroom?!
     
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