How to Paint my Dildo?

[D_Tim McGnaw]

Do you often lose dildos Hilaire? Dare I ask how?!

ALL THE TIME NEGL. :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[Kotchanski]

I remember a black bathroom. Completely black. I blame Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen for the drop in the property market. How can you re-sell a house with a black bathroom?!

I would totally buy a house with a black bathroom... can I have a completely black bedroom too?! :biggrin1:

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

I would totally buy a house with a black bathroom... can I have a completely black bedroom too?! :biggrin1:

But how would you keep a completely black bathroom clean? It would never show the grime

 

[Countryguy63]

Oh, there was ALWAYS heavy use of zebra-print. I remember him stapling zebra-cushions to the wall in one episode.

Can I get a zebra for my room?? :naughty:

 

[ManofThunder]

I would totally buy a house with a black bathroom... can I have a completely black bedroom too?! :biggrin1:

I'm on the side of Goth, but you couldn't even see the toilet with the light on! In one episode, the owner walked-in and instantly said, "I don't like it." It was classic. (I have black sheets on my bed... :wink

Can I get a zebra for my room?? :naughty:

Certainly! (But, you'd better ask him first.)

 

[Kotchanski]

I'm on the side of Goth, but you couldn't even see the toilet with the light on! In one episode, the owner walked-in and instantly said, "I don't like it." It was classic. (I have black sheets on my bed... :wink

Certainly! (But, you'd better ask him first.)

So do I!

I also have a white dog, a very fluffy white dog... it isn't a good mix :frown1:

 

[Kotchanski]

But how would you keep a completely black bathroom clean? It would never show the grime

I would make someone else clean it, then it isn't my problem!

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

I would make someone else clean it, then it isn't my problem!

Well of course! I mean who cleans their own bathroom these days? I just mean to say, it's not like the staff need excuses to do a half-arsed job in the first place without actually handing them one on a gold plated dust-pan, is it?


Can-NOT get the staff these days, I swear.

 

[ManofThunder]

So do I!

I also have a white dog, a very fluffy white dog... it isn't a good mix :frown1:

You should keep your dog away from the sex-chamber. Then they won't clash. :tongue: Simple!

 

[Kotchanski]

You should keep your dog away from the sex-chamber. Then they won't clash. :tongue: Simple!

But she gets ever so concerned if she can't curl up between me and my husband at night... She's like a little baby, scared of the dark or something!

 

[ManofThunder]

But she gets ever so concerned if she can't curl up between me and my husband at night... She's like a little baby, scared of the dark or something!

Perhaps she needs a night-light, or a husband of her own to cuddle-up with. :tongue:

 

[715636]

I've got my favourite 8.5" dildo which I'm fondly attached.

However, the color sometimes kills it for me. It's bright pink, and I'd wish it were a more realistic color like dark brown.

What type of paint would you guys suggest? It's a petroleum jelly dildo.

Buy a new one, else it'll get messy! :smile:

 

[LADave]

You can't paint a dildo. That's just plain dumb. Nothing will stick to the various materials dildoes are made from. Go buy a new one.