how to post innuendo that you're hung and huge on dating apps without being censored???

[AtYourCervix10]

hi guys,

i need your help and advice. straight guy here who needs advice on how to post that i'm well endowed on dating sites, so i can get past the censors.

disclaimer: I KNOW WOMEN DON'T CARE ABOUT SIZE but still.... i like including the innuendo, so that if on the rare occasion i do come across a unicorn size queen, she'll respond...

on most dating apps you can't use terms like HUNG or well endowed, XL inches, etc.... they view it as lewd and sexual...

so do you have any subtle terms or descriptions i can use to get past censorship?

thank you!

 

[Rhinokey]

Tell them you have a friendly pet Anaconda they can play with

 

[Cappy_Dick]

Simply say that you're interested in a friend and a lover and have much to offer in that department.

 

[goldscorpguy]

@AtYourCervix10 If you use the same great username on the dating site as your lpsg nick, then no woman should need further hints!

 

[alpha_centauri]

doesn't the emoji of an aubergine or eggplant say this?

 

[Uncle_Bob69]

hi guys,

i need your help and advice. straight guy here who needs advice on how to post that i'm well endowed on dating sites, so i can get past the censors.

disclaimer: I KNOW WOMEN DON'T CARE ABOUT SIZE but still.... i like including the innuendo, so that if on the rare occasion i do come across a unicorn size queen, she'll respond...

on most dating apps you can't use terms like HUNG or well endowed, XL inches, etc.... they view it as lewd and sexual...

so do you have any subtle terms or descriptions i can use to get past censorship?

thank you!

Use the Internet for synonyms for hung