How to properly measure your penis???

[ZapZav]

Some sites say to measure it from the side and some say to measure it from the top? Some say to measure it bone pressed while others say don't???...

1) Which is the right way to measure it???
2) Which way do the researchers and surveyors use???
3) How do you measure it???
4) Which measurement do you tell people on this site and others (side, top or other)???
5) Which way will give the smallest measurement and which the largest???

Thanks for commenting in advance! :smile:

 

[readingHelpsMe]

Some sites say to measure it from the side and some say to measure it from the top? Some say to measure it bone pressed while others say don't???...

1) Which is the right way to measure it???
2) Which way do the researchers and surveyors use???
3) How do you measure it???
4) Which measurement do you tell people on this site and others (side, top or other)???
5) Which way will give the smallest measurement and which the largest???

Thanks for commenting in advance! :smile:

By the amount of enjoyment it gives you and/or your partner.

I'm pretty sure this has been covered more times than anyone can count. Try the search feature here. Or go to Measurection.com and I know they have a specific forum about it there.

Good luck.

 

[B_Spladle]

I voted other! I'm a big fan of the "Outer Limits" method.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

The proper way for any man or dumb blonde girlfriend to measure a penis is the same way you measure a cat's tail. From the anus to the tip. Whoa dudes, every man has over a foot.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Other.

Flaccid I am 24 inches from the floor.

Erect I am 48 inches from the ceiling.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Ya know... I'm not a guy, but if I were... I would measure it several different ways and just use the one that came out largest. lol. Maybe that's just me???

 

[B_big dirigible]

I consider a functional simulation to be superior for repeatability, precision, and accuracy.

In other words, none of the above.

 

[tiff86]

One time for fun I measured my bf and I didn't know how so I asked him, and he said you're supposed to take a ruler or tape measure and press it into the pelvic bone kinda gentle but not too hard and then measure it from there. I had him lie on his back and I held his cock in place while I measured him.

 

[cofrader]

One time for fun I measured my bf and I didn't know how so I asked him, and he said you're supposed to take a ruler or tape measure and press it into the pelvic bone kinda gentle but not too hard and then measure it from there. I had him lie on his back and I held his cock in place while I measured him.

you did a great job.
measuring, i mean. :biggrin1:
It was correct acording to kinsey and all of the size survey i saw.

 

[Wonderboy]

Along the top is how I measure although if I go with the curve then its 8.5, sometimes (nearly) 9" but 8 is decent.

 

[wrench]

Somewhere there's gotta be a website for carpenters. Do you think they sit around and discuss 5,000 different ways to measure lumber?
I feel you should only measure the part thats insertable. Because I'm fat, I'd gain over an inch bone pressed, but what good does that part do anyone? And I'd measure girth at the thickest point.
Want to get really accurate? Use this...I did.
http://www.use-enco.com/CGI/INSRIT?PMAKA=601-2018&PMPXNO=952369&PARTPG=INLMK32

 

[transformer_99]

Somewhere there's gotta be a website for carpenters. Do you think they sit around and discuss 5,000 different ways to measure lumber?
I feel you should only measure the part thats insertable. Because I'm fat, I'd gain over an inch bone pressed, but what good does that part do anyone? And I'd measure girth at the thickest point.
Want to get really accurate? Use this...I did.
http://www.use-enco.com/CGI/INSRIT?PMAKA=601-2018&PMPXNO=952369&PARTPG=INLMK32

That makes sense, what you can't stick in is irrelevant.

I went with non bone pressed, you can look at your unit from the top, there is a clear delineation where it starts and when you look at it from the bottom, there is a clear delineation where the scrotum and testicles are located. As for the sides, well, that poses a dilemna for those that lean one way or the other, the inside of any curvature is shorter than the outer extreme of that curve. But even there, you have a clear delineation of where the scrotum starts and the actual penis starts.