How to Prove Oneself

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by hsarge, May 12, 2010.

  1. hsarge

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    How does a viewer prove to the ladies here that he is not a 'leg humping' weirdo. I have tried to be respectful of all of you. I love to tease with Dolfie, because she is so witty and 'snarky'. I have enjoyed all your galleries. I'm sorry you had to take them down. Some, like Dolfie, appeared to take the time to present theme oriented, artistic pictures. I certainly do appreciate the time you take to provide us with your pictures.
     
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    I'm sorry, I was not trying to stir up trouble at all. I'm not sure what the answer is to your question. I believe the only thing you have ever said to me is I like your shoe's so that's why I said I did not want to be rude to the guys that were nice to me. I just was alittle weirded out by the small penis humilation guys. Most of the guys have been rather funny.
     
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    Get on cam in the video chatroom. Not for anything dirty. It humanizes you. Instead of simply being text, which is all you are right now, you become a person.
     
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    Always be yourself and never pm someone to rate your cock.
     
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    Just fight off a bear to save them. Works every time.
     
  7. dolfette

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    awww!

    you're not a leg humper, sweetheart.
    you're cute and fuzzy.

    feel free to put,
    ''dolfette says i'm not a leg humper!''
    in your sigline.
     
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    Note to self. Don't ask Molotov to rate my cock.
     
  9. hsarge

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    Thank you for your touching endorsement, Dolfie. Your wish is my command.
     
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    Don't say stuff like that. :p
     
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    I don't know how to put this without sounding mean.

    But really, why do you care whether a bunch of strangers think you are a "leg humping weirdo" or not? I mean, if you want to make a friend or get lucky, it's far easier to do both of those things offline. If you miss the pics... frankly, your attempt to raise the tone is unlikely to offset the hordes of LHWs.

    If you want serious advice, it'll have to be the same advice you've probably heard before. Be yourself. Don't take things too seriously. Say something original, go against the flow. And don't treat this place as a sex site. You get the idea, hopefully.
     
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    Dolfette should run a "Dolfie approved: I'm not a leg humping weirdo!" group so that women can see that in your profile.

    In all seriousness though, you're not a LHW until you've proven yourself to be one; which you, in my short experience, have not.
     
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    you're such a good boy!
    doll, if you look closely at hsarge's cheek you'll notice there's a tongue wedged firmly in there.
     
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    True and it's easier to trust someone who trusts you by showing her your face without demanding anything in return. You gain no points if you insist on "I'll show you mine but only if you show me yours." While those are fair terms, it's not a trust builder.
     
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    Do it in PM.

    I spent an incredibly long time creating a web of personal message templates for the the precise reasons you mention. Its complexity is to the extent that I can continue entire conversations simply by following a flow chart and choosing my reply based on the tone and reaction in their own message; substituting a few key words that are left blank and alternating the opening/closing lines of my message depending on which social circle the member belongs to is all it takes.

    In some rare instances, I've managed to hold two or three year (sporadic) correspondences with members here without writing a single paragraph from scratch. Good times! :cool:
     
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    Wow! Pre-cannned boiler plate sincerity. How honest.
     
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    This seems horribly cruel to me.
     
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    why do you care? it is the internet.
     
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    Forget the leg humping part...you're a flat out weirdo, dude.

    Mondo bizarro.
     
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    :lmao:

    He's not lost a step with age, ladies and gents!
     
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