How To Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook

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  1. B_Nick4444

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    How To Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook
    1. Open a new folder in your computer.
    2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
    3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
    4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
    5. Your PC will ask you:
    'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
    6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
    7. Feel better?
    GOOD!– Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.
     
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    that is friggin funny !!!!!!! I love it
     
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    thanx! was sent to me by e-mail at the office
     
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    Haha AWESOME!
     
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    Questions for Moderators:

    A) Wouldn't this be more appropriate in the Politics forum where the OP usually trolls?

    B) Could we also consider sending this Johnny-one-note-with-an-axe-to-grind to the recycle bin?
     
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    Not quite. As I'm certain you know by now, moderators can be contacted directly or through the post reporting function.

    No. It's humor, apparently to those who enjoyed it, therefore Nick4444 chose the appropriate forum.

    :rolleyes: If this thread isn't to your liking, may I suggest ignoring it? This might make it easier for you - http://www.lpsg.org/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=184239

    Apologies to 4444 for going OT.
     
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    May I suggest the OP has an agenda? I invite you to do a search of his name and 'Obama' in the Politics forum and see how many posts come up that are nothing more than tiresome knee-jerk potshots at the president, and virtually all of them off topic.

    May I suggest that you understand the context before being compelled to comment (condescendingly) on my post, which although it may not be obvious to you or to the casual observer, was actually addressed to the OP? The OP also has a habit of taking his political shots outside the Politics forum in a manner that can only be defined as trolling. Here, for example.

    So I thank you for the instruction and edification, but I am well aware of how the board operates. The OP understood full well the meaning of my post, and thanks again, but I don't feel the need to put him on ignore. By the same token, if you don't find me or my posts to your liking, you are free to ignore either or both.
     
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    When can we do Sarah Palin? :wink:
     
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    That's funny, Joll. That's exactly who I thought of when I saw this too.

    How easy it would be to just put in anybody's name.




    Simple minds are easily amused. :smile:
     
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    An old computer joke created back in the early 90s, repeatedly updated by those who missed every reincarnation of it since then and laughed at by those without a clue due to the fact that you can replace the subject matter represented in #2 and the joke never changes.

    Welcome to Windows 3.1. :rolleyes:
     
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    Love the pic. :tongue:
    Mine certainly is. :wink:
     
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    Yes please,let's do Sarah Palin *high five to joll and Maxcok*
     
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    A search isn't necessary, I've been reading Nick4444's posts, political and otherwise, for nearly three years. Besides, tiresome potshots can be found throughout the politics forum, no reason why Mr. 4444's should be regarded differently.


    Noooooooooo. You were so darn subtle, too. :rolleyes:

    Which is no different than taking personal or politically irrelevant shots at posters in the politics forum. Seems to me you are getting as well as you have been giving.


    It was my pleasure.
     
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    Thank you. That just made my morning. HAHA
     
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    I just love the smell of false equivalencies in the morning.








    Served up with a strong side of personal bias.
     
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    :biggrin:I like it- all you need to do is substitute Obama with Rev. Al Sharpton, and then you've got a good reason to do this.
     
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    Hysterical!!:smile:!!! Enjoyed the laughter it released, thanks!!!:smile:!!!!
    1 side note about tomorrow's activity...:eek:...I wouldn't even condem you to doing Pelosi.

    Blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah. Might I suggest max, that if you really believe this might fit better elsewhere that you try sending a message stating that to a moderator instead of littering this sector with your latest diatribe? Take a look, this is the "funny stuff, jokes, quizzes, games and pics" sector and there is humor in the o.p., substitute George Bush and then Dick Cheney and it'll leave others roaring with guffaws.




    She's next, you betcha!:wink:!
     
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    Diatribe?? Now that's funny. Why I'm 'roaring with guffaws' here. :laughing: Hysterical!.......(!!!!!!!!!!!!)

    Anybody else want to jump in the sandbox? Kick some toys around?
     
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    and here you thought this thread wouldn't make you laugh, Bet you're feeling mighty silly along about now, yep, mighty silly.:biggrin1:
     
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    not at all

    always a pleasure to see some intelligent postings on LPSG, whether for or against
     
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